stacker45
Headphoneus Supremus
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Freeeeeaky... was cleaning out the glovebox of my fiat and found the attached. Watch yourself up there, cuz they like to frame guys like you and me... (a reverse racism thing i guess; probably michael moores doing) but yeah... i went up on vacation in october of 2006... they extended my reservation till novembef 28, 2007 lol.
It was a total frame job though, i always control my substances, and obtaining narcotics by fraud?!? Well how the hell else is a guy gonna get narcotics? Walk into a ********* McDonald's and order 'em? And how ya gonna try to hold kangaroo court in both felony circuit and misdemeanor district? I was having fun on little traverse lake and long lake, (nope.... not the lawless intetnational waters i thought they were) 1st man in histoty to lead cops on a high-speed (pun intended) paddleboat chase. Dont ask how, but i lost control on a tight curve dodging some lilly pads and rolled her a few times but had my snoopy life jacket on; had no choice, those lilly pads and seaweed patches were gonna take out my rudder like spike strips on us-131. Anyway, i feel they were outta their jurisdiction when i got beyond the bouies but as i later learned on a 13 hr flight to china in 2011, those fascists are so arrogant that they think they control the land seas and even the heavens. I will admit i misunderstood that saying "possession is 9/10ths of the law" when i swallowed everything to put em in my jurisdiction (i consider my body an embassy in americas red-light district and claim diplomatic immunity for anything that goes on within) but i had it all wrong, apparently possession is 9/10ths of the law in that they can hit you with 9 different possession charges if you yell out during your paddle boat getaway "you'll never catch me! I just swallowed x, x, xx, xzx, zx, z, xx, x and 10 grams of xxxxzxx! no speedboat propeller known to man can catch me on a paddle boat full of that much jet fuel!. Its me spinach, n im popeye the sailor man! yukukukukuk!" While shooting bottle rockets like deck guns toward their encroaching naval fleet (i still maintain i lit those off in celebration of the country, not assault on an officer + unlawful use of a projectile/missile... thats 100% true btw, i did not make that last charge up).
What was i saying?
Oh yea, be careful mr kayandjohn, cuz now u know they lock up decent law abiding folks for no apparent reason!
And it looks like the pics show i ended up paying over 2 grand to accept their hospitality and insistance that i holiday in the county for 4.5 months and then 6 months, consecutive, not concurrent.
Anyways, stay away from a brick building with no windows at 328 washington st .... grand traverse motel my azz.
Stay safe!
Welcome to ''The Dark Side''. Your post might not be headphone related, but as a narcotic user, (oxycodone), I found it very entertaining, and very well written.
I'm sorry that things turned out the way they did, for you, but you obviously haven't lost your sense of humour.