TheDreamthinker
Headphoneus Supremus
Less than 24 hrs before I can see whether the tempting box my wife got me under the tree contains what it says....
She is your wife and a woman, so beware my friend...probably the forces of evil only want to mislead you...
In the end its just a plain old itchy wool jumper with love stitched into every last seam[size=12.8000001907349px] (or perhaps some lingerie)[/size]...but who needs that...they know what we actually want
The possibilities outside of the writing are endless...