[LugBug1]

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When you shave your head queball bald JUST so the headphones form a better seal against your head.

Yes! thats what I did.. I'm not really bald.. honest! ha ha
 

 

[LugBug1]

 
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When you masturbate over headphones 
 
 
 
Jokes...of course i dont do that...

Not advisable.. it can clog the drivers.. (ofcourse I haven't tried it myself.. I prefer to wear them when masturbating)
 
Joking!  
 

 

[diodiel]

when you just realized that  you need to buy new clothes, but only after you buy your new pair of headphones. then the cycle goes on and you look like crap forever until people gives you clothes on your birthday or christmas.
 
after you get your brand new headphones, youll start looking at head-fi and sell your new headphones/amp/source and get another one, cycle continues like magic until you cant afford to have internet anymore. 
 
biking to save gas so you could buy amps/ cables/ dac. 
 
only getting a certain song genre that your phone does good at

 

[crayonhead]

matching clothes to accent the headphones

 

[G4Oblivion]

Can't go to sleep because you keep thinking about the headphones that will arrive the next day.
Once you finally fall asleep, you dream of the headphones. When you wake up you have a stiff one.

(Last part was a half joke . Most men(younger) wake up with them)

When your new 'phones haven't even arrived yet and you're preparing for the next pair you're going to buy (damn you head-fi).

You replace school books with a homemade "kit" in your backpack to protect your 'phones from any element/situation.

 

[davesmith]

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When you become cheerful if one of your friend's 'sees the light' and spends >50 euros on a headphone.

This. My girlfriend finally replaced her stock iBuds and I was SO proud.

 

[HeadCred]

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You know you're an audiophile when you buy your friends nuforce ne-6s cause you cringe seeing them wear ibuds.
 
You know you're an audiophile when you save 90% of your allowance just for those pair of SM3s.

 
That is actually me... exactly. 
 
 

 

[LugBug1]

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Can't go to sleep because you keep thinking about the headphones that will arrive the next day.
Once you finally fall asleep, you dream of the headphones. When you wake up you have a stiff one.

(Last part was a half joke

. Most men(younger) wake up with them)

When your new 'phones haven't even arrived yet and you're preparing for the next pair you're going to buy (damn you head-fi).

You replace school books with a homemade "kit" in your backpack to protect your 'phones from any element/situation.

Yeah I get that one aswell, my leg seizes up... stiff as a board!  old age wif me tho.. snif.   
 

 

[Cassiopeia]

When "the cool guys" come with their newly bought Beats and brags about them and you would do everything that stands in your power to convice them that they are crap for the money.

 

[Syan25]

When you believe that the guy with the biggest cable gets the girl...

 

[sridhar3]

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When you believe that the guy with the biggest cable gets the girl...

 
He doesn't?... Damn, somebody lied to me.  Not cool guys.

 

[il1us10n]

lol @ ^^..made my day

 

[Mr. Morden]

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He doesn't?... Damn, somebody lied to me.  Not cool guys.

 
Yep, gotta watch out for those snake oil salesmen. They'll sell you some special conductive liquid to put on the connectors too, along with some cable lifters ('cause everyone knows that cables that touch the ground don't sound as good as cables that are lifted off the ground

).

 

[maverickronin]

Don't forget the granite isolation plinths for solid state components. No hi-fi setup is complete without a CD demagnitizer either. :wink_face:

EDIT: Spelling

 

[sml1226]

Don't forget the granite isolation plinths for solid stage components. No hi-fi setup is complete without a CD demagnitizer either. :wink_face:

CD demagnetizers?? Discharging static buildup on LPs makes sense to an extent... but now you're saying that a motor and laser can magically magnetize and alter my CDs too?

How much is that going to set me back because I just have to have one now.