LOL I'm so busted!
My parents wouldn't buy me the James Bond Attache Case I so desperately wanted when I was little...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1965-James-Bond-007-ATTACHE-CASE-Gun-ORIGINAL-BOX-Multiple-Products-60s-NO-TAX-/261710430702
If only they had bought hundreds of them...
The "Q" within me has been building them ever since - for camera gear, astronomy gear, audio gear, amateur radio gear and yes, 007 gear. :rolleyes: I have attaches for every occasion.
Perhaps my favorite, but most impractical, was an electricity-stealing attache that had an array of 12 huge 6-cell RC LiPO batteries and three balanced chargers complete with two cooling fans in the bottom - when standing upright (on its hinges) - one fan inhaling, the other exhaling. And it had a retractable power cord behind a sliding hatch, also on the bottom. It weighed 53 lbs.! I took it to work only once, trying to carry it without revealing its mass, then setting it under my desk, where I later plugged in while no one was looking. It sucked amps, all day long. I felt so bad for being a thief, I never used it again and eventually cannibalized it.
I'm lucky I didn't burn the building down. The batteries alone had cost me $1200. I managed to sell them for about 70 cents on the dollar to an RC hobbyist friend who was initially tempted to buy the whole attache.