Lizard, I have no problem posting shorter posts..
1. Since you brought up the fact that I don't know you very well, I can easily throw this back at you, seeing how you're trying to lecture me about humor. Whether your attempt was partially with humor or not, you still failed to properly and coherently express yourself; if your defense is that I'm misreading what your intent, that is. When I specify that I don't use a specific article or artifact, I do it so no-one else would ever quote me and conduct a Strawman argument over-me. I try to be very precise with what I state. You quoted me and replied, I did the same.. Where exactly is your point here?
2. It is possible, maybe for some.. but I felt that replying to your comments on your post (which wasn't short either) will require something longer.. Do you have issues with reading? Secondly, I find it rather amusing that you're trying to beat me with the sucker punch so that I don't quote you on misrepresenting me on writing an entire page. However, you're still poisoning the well here and conducting flat out gross red-herrings.. Even though that isn't meant to be that serious on your part, you yet still opt to mention it.. and then expect me not to respond to it and take within the 'joke' context... So if I call you a hypocritical ass, but tell you to take it as a joke... would you? (Note, I'm not calling that, just so we're clear..) But I need you to understand the reason why I take not to correct such things.
Point 3 - Before I can even (try) to take it as a joke, you need to define what uber-eloquence is, and what were you saying in that sentence, because you lost me.
4. Now, I have to cut off on this retardum... And yes, I will quote you on the spot - I never claimed to know you. I only respond with a direct reply to what you present yourself here as. So in essence, I know the Headfi LizardKing1, as opposed to the real JoeBlow for example. Further, whether you help old ladies or not; something that any decent human being should practice (by the way), it is still a faulty analogy here at play. I'm not where you're from or in what community you live in... However, the 'helping old people' is a universal standard as far as I can throw it. But perusing around and randomly helping people with making budget/quality wise choices in regards to their headphones, is no-where and no-close to me perusing in Superstore, seeking out people who buy obviously overpriced produce and then redirect them to places where they can get certain products (fresher and higher quality) for cheaper; for example at a local Chinese produce store a few blocks away... I mean... with your friends or people you've met... perhaps.. but strangers.. Come-On... It's straight up abnormal... Some people may appreciate it.. but others will be okay with their purchases and will manage to live on. And I say again (and I lived in 3 different countries, different regions, populations, ethnicity, social status and class), most of the people you'd engage would wonder 'what is it to you' what they're purchasing.. You're grossly hovering over the border of a Decent/Samaritan vs Not minding your own business. So I'll make this clear, I have no issues with your morals and I'm not commenting on your choices on a personal level. However I will state for the record, yet again, that your example is invalid to be analogous here. And further, your practice of helping others with headphone purchases is quite strange to me. You may not believe you're rubbing someone's nose in a better purchase vs what they got.. and you may not intend to do so... But they still might get offended.. Keep that in mind.
5. The point about the Re-zeros and Senn what that it was completely irrelevant since it was your friend whom you showed those to... That point was irrelevant to my previous points in my post.
"Ah I've done it again. Doesn't matter. The day's going great to me so far. I know you'll reply to this in one of those China-wants-their-wall-back posts, showing how every single one of my sentences was degrading. It's ok, I have to learn not to care what people on the Internet think so much. And if someone could please post another story, even if imaginary, I'd appreciate it
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You, you may think that I don't understand that this is within the context of humor... Trust me that I do... However, I still find it obnoxious and pretentious (not your entire post, just this last point) on your part.. Somehow I'm reading this as you giving yourself the go-ahead and the green-light to so pretty much anything you'd like.. And as long as it's within the humor/joking context, it's okay..
Really?