Ok Shotor this is going to be me being as honest as possible:
1) Google "humor". Learn. Understand that not everything is supposed to be completely serious. The post I made was a (failed) attemp at explaining my motives in a comical-yet-serious way. I was being more polite than most of the people I see here have been lately. I know you didn't say Audio-Technica, it was an example! How does this even require an explanation? And everything
anyone types in after quoting is interpreted by you as a personal attack upon you and your loved ones. Sometimes people just give out examples without it being a follow-up to anything you posted. Just relax, breath in and then type.
2) Believe it or not, it is possible to explain a point in less than one page - I bet you were dying just now to quote me and say "I most certainly did not write an entire page", read 1) again. I never said anything about this because it's fine, some people just like to be a bit more expressive, but dude, come on...
3) über-eloquence does not give you credit to be spent on HeadRoom. If you didn't understand this was a joke, read 1) again.
4) You don't know me, you don't know what my personality is like, you don't know my motivations and goals in life. Therefore, you can't say what I was trying to do by showing someone my headphones. If you don't think someone might actually show his headphones to someone else just to help them make a conscious decision, I suggest you check your own morals. I know I would, and I have, just like I have helped old ladies with groceries
I don't to it to rub in their noses that they made a bad choice, because like I said if they still think they did a good one, I'll be fine with it. I realize you don't think this can be true, but I think I still know my motivations better than you. In your example, you want to make him realize his choice sucks, in my example - and life - I actually want to help. Believe it or not, other people's bad choices are
not fapping material to me. If you didn't understand my last sentence was a joke... you know the drill by now.
5) I didn't understand your point of me showing my RE-Zeros to my friend... are you seriously putting me down because I gave an example of something you've never tried? If so, LOL
Anyway, no, I wasn't saving him from anything. I was showing him headphones. Just showing. He didn't kneel at my feet afterwards. He just said "cool, thanks, I still like these though". Not sure if trolling...
Ah I've done it again. Doesn't matter. The day's going great to me so far. I know you'll reply to this in one of those China-wants-their-wall-back posts, showing how every single one of my sentences was degrading. It's ok, I have to learn not to care what people on the Internet think so much. And if someone could please post another story, even if imaginary, I'd appreciate it