Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
Jul 6, 2021 at 2:31 PM Post #557 of 619

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For Sale - DeLorean

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Low Mileage
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Only used from time to time :upside_down:
 
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Jul 6, 2021 at 3:20 PM Post #560 of 619

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I've got a new GPS for my Car that was designed by Bonnie Tyler.

It's not great though, It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
 
Jul 6, 2021 at 4:24 PM Post #563 of 619

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Old man fishing by the river … hears a faint cry of “help me” …. Getting slowly louder he sees a frog floating towards him on a lily pad, “help me” ..
pulls the lily pad to the bank and gently picks up the frog …” help me …. I’m a beautiful Princess and the wicked witch put a spell on me, kiss me to break the spell and I’ll marry you, be you’re soulmate, bear your children, and love you forever” … slowly the old man slips the frog into his pocket …. “What are you doing …. Kiss me !”
Old man replies “ at 82 years old darlin‘ i‘d rather have a talking frog “ .
 
Jul 6, 2021 at 9:48 PM Post #568 of 619

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A daughter takes her elderly father to a psychiatrist. She tells the shrink that he thinks he's a chicken. The shrink examines the man who's trying to peck at his leg and states that the condition is very serious. He then proceeds to ask how long her father has experienced the disorder. She replies "8 months". The shrink becomes visibly upset and asks why she waited so long to seek professional guidance. She thinks for a moment and replies "well, we needed the eggs".
 
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Definition of a gentleman - someone who can play the banjo but doesn't
Q: What should you do if you accidentally run over a banjo? A: back up.
 
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
 

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