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Corny Jokes - the more the merrier

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  1. BobG55
    For some reason I've always enjoyed Corny Jokes so I thought I'd start a thread about Corny Jokes.   I'm hoping that many Head-fiers enjoy them also. Feel free to post yours, the more the merrier.
     
    This is one of my all-time favourites :
     
    A guy with a frog on his head walks into a Dr.'s office.  The Dr. looks at the guy & decides to humour him so he says : "Yes sir, what seems to be the problem?" 
     
    And the frog says : "I'm not sure Doc, it started with a wart on my butt".
     
  2. wink
    the first and shortest poem was called Fleas...
    Adam
    had 'em.
     
  3. Spareribs
    It's not a joke but true story:

    I was walking on a side walk shopping center about 5 feet or so behind this heavy set 55-60 year old woman and she literally blasted a loud massive fart.
     
  4. BobG55

    LOL !  You know Adam was also the first man to "turn over a new leaf".
     
  5. BobG55

    Lucky you're still alive. [​IMG]
     
  6. BobG55
    Q: What's worse than having a lobster on your piano ?
     
    A: Crabbs on your organ !
     
  7. spoonek
    My buddies and I started a new band called 999 Megabytes.  We haven't got a Gig yet.  
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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  8. wink
    Q: Did you hear about the Irish Population?
    A: It's Dublin!
     
    Q: What do you call a prankster on Halloween?
    A: Prankenstein
     
    Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
    A: Cause then it would be a foot!


     
    Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A: No eye deer.
     
    Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    A: Still no eye deer.
     
    Q: What is E.T. short for?
    A: Because he's got little legs!
     
    Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
    A: Cashew!
     
    Q: What did the boxer say the answer to 6+6 was?
    A: A One-Two combination!



     
    Q: What side of a duck has the most feathers?
    A: The outside!
     
    Q: What do dogs and trees have in common?
    A: Bark
     
  9. BobG55

    I love it !
     
    What do you get when you cross and elephant & a rhino ?
     
    Eliphino (hell if I know) [​IMG]
     
  10. wink
    Q. What's the difference between an dozen eggs and a grand piano?
     
    A. Have you ever tried to cook an omelette with a grand piano?
     
  11. BobG55
    Q.  What's the difference between an elephant & a mail box ?
     
    A.  If you don't know I'll never send you to mail a letter.
     
  12. billybob_jcv
    Q: What’s the difference between a Greyhound depot full of homeless people and a crab with big boobs?

    A: One’s a crusty bus station, and the other’s a busty crustacean.
     
  13. BobG55

    I love it !!!!!!!
     
  14. wink
    Q. What's a skeleton?
    A. a person with his insides outside and his outside off.
     
    Q. How do billboards talk?
    A. In sign language.
     
  15. wink
     
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