Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
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Pharmaboy
Headphoneus Supremus
An outtake from the 2000 Christopher Nolan directed film, MEMENTO.
A Childhood Home Visit Gone Awry
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst.
Pharmaboy
Headphoneus Supremus
No one covered this theme better than Rodney Dangerfield. Just two examples:
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot. I always found them."
“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
Bought a book from IKEA
Ryokan
Headphoneus Supremus
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
A man visits a psychiatrist's wearing only underwear made out of Cling Film.
Psychiatrist: "well I can clearly see your nuts."
A man visits a psychiatrist's wearing only underwear made out of Cling Film.
Psychiatrist: "well I can clearly see your nuts."
The 2nd joke :
Pharmaboy
Headphoneus Supremus
A depressed, dyslexic man bemoans his fate, waiting, "Why Dog, WHY?"
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