[BucketInABucket]

http://www.clarifisound.com/ lol.

I almost did another spit-take when I saw that link

 

[DisCHORDDubstep]

those suck extremely badly. Don't bother with them. You may want that Rainbow Dash #YOLOSWAG factor, I know... But the sound sucks.

 

[DisCHORDDubstep]

I almost did another spit-take when I saw that link

did you read it lol?... Plus, I had a guy who legitly thinks beats audio makes sound quality amazing try my headphones... I told him turn off beats audio, and he said why? So I got into a long argument about what it does to audio. (and we all know it does nothing except boost the mid bass 4 db... And add a few effects. Nothing to do with quality... Now, Harman is claiming clari-fi restores lost audio by examining existing audio... In that case, it would give it detail, but not the original detail. It would just be an educated guess at what is missing in those few spots in guessing. Therefore, it would make it more detailed, but not the original detail that comes with lossless audio. Just a guess of what was there... If they programmed it badly, then it could be an absolute disaster, making the song even further from the lossless. Or maybe its just a marketing gimmick. Who knows.)he also is happy that apple is getting beats audio. :-[... He also thought that the HTC one m7 is better than the m8 because m7 has beats audio... And he has beats studio 2013's (decent headphones.) and I said the HTC one's speakers are pretty good, and he says, WELL IT HAS BEATS!!... :|. He even thought the speakers were made by beats!

 

[semaj8james]

  *While still in a bar with a lot of other people*
 
LOL

Which bar is this...? Gonna bring my HE-500's

But for real, 403 represent!

 

[Hapster]

If you think "that's" false advertising... http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm

 

[DisCHORDDubstep]

If you think "that's" false advertising... http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm

HAHAHA!!!

 

[thatBeatsguy]

If you think "that's" false advertising... http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm

Clarifi was nuts, but this one just...
This one just broke the record for false advertising. Wow.

 

[MachBot]

If you think "that's" false advertising... http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm

The placebo must be strong on this one.

 

[GeneraI]

If you think "that's" false advertising... http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm

$160 for a paperweight! 

 
And I thought the people who paid $400 for aftermarket cables were insane. 

 

[Dark_wizzie]

  $160 for a paperweight! 

 
And I thought the people who paid $400 for aftermarket cables were insane. 

Pretty sure more people fall for cables than for rocks.

 

[thatBeatsguy]

  Pretty sure more people fall for cables than for rocks.

If people did fall for those rocks, though...

• Head out to the park or by a brook and collect pebbles. Pebbles near a natural body of water is best because of the water's flow shaping the pebbles to enhance its effectiveness.
• Pick out bright, shiny, and/or vivid pebbles, and categorize by size.
• Place in Ziploc bag, and sell to the masses for considerably less than the price of those "magic pebbles" since, apparently, they're way overpriced.
• ???
• PROFIT!!!

 

[penmarker]

I'm pretty sure Machina Dynamica is a satirical company. They don't sell those for audio, they sell those for fun.

 

[dead99]

HAHAHA!!!

Have you already seen the homepage of this site? /)

 

[rudeboybass]

Holy hell how can they make these claims and exist as a company. Oh ya because the average consumer is a half-whit

 

[ThePianoMan]

It's a joke company. Nobody believes those claims who has any sense, and if they really do sell any stock, said person(s) needs to return to parental supervision.