ThurstonX
Headphoneus Supremus
Attach a pulley to the ceiling with a cable, put the he-500 on one end and a 500g weight on the other, now your headphones weigh virtually nothing!
Brilliant!
If that isn't a project for The Laboratory, I don't know what is.
Probably the only things you can do to increase the comfort is buy or make a cushioned pad for the headband, and try different pads, if the stocks aren't doing it for you. The latter allows you to tailor the sound somewhat (see: jergpads, et al.). And don't forget to post pix of your pulley system