Ow....
BTW, I overheard this conversation today in my College's cafeteria:
Brah 1: Dude, you should check out my new headphones. *Proudly displays Skullcandies*
Brah 2: Those are cheap, they're all bass. They will break on you in a second. It's all about quality.
Me: *eyes begin glistening with hope*
Brah 1: I know, I can't afford some good Sennheisers though...
Me: *Praising jesus*
Brah 2: No those sound like crap. I just got some Beats. They're what studio recorders use and stuff.
Me: *forceful facepalm*
Brah 1: Oh, really? How much are they?
Brah 2: Only $299 when I got mine at Best Buy.
Brah 1: That's a pretty good deal! I'd expect them to be way more.
Me: *stabs himself with fpoon*
Just so everyone knows, I have determined a fine but important difference between a spork and a fpoon. Sporks are those wonderful utensils we all know and love. Fpoons haven't actually been created, to my knowledge. A fpoon is a fork with little
tiny cups on the end of each tine.
Here is my idea:
Basically useless, but possibly wonderful for spaghetti or cereal.