An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake..
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things’:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl who's an ex army fitness instructor'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 180 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'no,
A long time married couple are in therapy to help salvage their marriage. So the therapist asks the the husband : “now, let’s say you’re both laying in bed naked and are thinking about making love; at that very moment, what is the one thing you should never do ? “ “Point and laugh” replies the husband.
I probably posted this several years ago. That allows me to repost and say, "Oops--I forgot!"
My 2 favorite Steven Wright jokes:
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
In my wallet, I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in a car. The other is of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
OK, OK. Here are 2 more faves:
I went down to a convenience store one day that said "Open 24 Hours." But then I saw a guy locking up. I said, "The sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yeah, but not in a row."
Then I stopped at a restaurant that serves "Breakfast Any Time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
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