The Jester
1000+ Head-Fier
Or the guy who wanted a car part,
Went down to the local Junkyard with a sample,
“Ah yes, I recognise that, $20 but we don’t have any at the moment”,
Went into the next junkyard…
“Ah yes, we have one of those, it’ll be $40”
“But the junkyard I just came from only wanted $20 but they didn’t have any ?”
“Ah yes, we only charge $20 when we don’t have any too”
“Ok, thanks, I’ll come back when you don’t have any”.
Went down to the local Junkyard with a sample,
“Ah yes, I recognise that, $20 but we don’t have any at the moment”,
Went into the next junkyard…
“Ah yes, we have one of those, it’ll be $40”
“But the junkyard I just came from only wanted $20 but they didn’t have any ?”
“Ah yes, we only charge $20 when we don’t have any too”
“Ok, thanks, I’ll come back when you don’t have any”.