Why on Earth are you letting your wife know? Get them delivered to your office or a buddies house....
It's a common misconception that most harmful viruses and bacteria can live "out in the open" or on most surfaces for very long. A very large percentage die rather quickly. Stuff lives on your skin/hands an even shorter amount of time generally.
There are some exceptions of course (norovirus, c.diff) but mostly, if you let something sit for a couple hours in open air, a lot of germs will just die. Really your hands are probably pretty clean (minus deposits) after a few minutes.
The obvious solution if it was deemed necessary is just running everything through a UVC lit area.
If you're obsessive compulsive like me, the phonesoap is a great product btw.
Also, still some crazy good 11.11 deals. Toneking BL1 for 172.... I don't need it, I don't need it I don't need it!