[Richsvt]

Damn, wouldn't it figure? Now I have a thirst to get some more calculators. I do love the RPN style and may go for another HP soon. Don't I have enough gear? Headphones, binoculars, flashlights, knives and now calculators...

 

[jerick70]

Damn, wouldn't it figure? Now I have a thirst to get some more calculators. I do love the RPN style and may go for another HP soon. Don't I have enough gear? Headphones, binoculars, flashlights, knives and now calculators...

You could always build your own RPN calculator.

https://hackaday.io/project/179949-openrpncalc

 

[UmustBKidn]

Damn, wouldn't it figure? Now I have a thirst to get some more calculators. I do love the RPN style and may go for another HP soon. Don't I have enough gear? Headphones, binoculars, flashlights, knives and now calculators...

There is no such thing as 'too much gear'...
It is why we say to all newcomers, 'Welcome to Head-Fi, sorry about your wallet!' ...

 

[Light - Man]

Get vaccinated and not deported!

 

[tjw321]

Get vaccinated and not deported!

Couldn't resist making this comment (not mine but it made me laugh): "Is he the first player to be eliminated from a tournament after missing only two shots?"

 

[Light - Man]

Couldn't resist making this comment (not mine but it made me laugh): "Is he the first player to be eliminated from a tournament after missing only two shots?"

 

[groucho69]

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."​

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!"

 

[groucho69]

What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?​

Nothing, he was gladiator.

 

[groucho69]

 

[Light - Man]

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."​

 

[groucho69]

A jew, a black guy, a gay guy, a blonde, and a Sony surround sound system walk into a bar...​

The bartender looks at the Sony and says 'We don't like stereo types here.'

 

[Whazzzup]

A string goes into a bar wanting a drink, but every bar it goes into has a sign. ‘No strings allowed” the last bar he tries is the same.
‘bartender yells at the string see the sign, no service to strings.
so the string exhausted at rejection realizes something. He starts rubbing himself on the floor, against himself, wrapping, bending, and un wrapping itself. He then asks the bar keep, can I get a drink now? Bartender says we don’t serve strings, he says I’m not a string, just a frayed knot.

 

[groucho69]

What did the kamikaze flight instructor tell his students?​

I'm only gonna show you this once
It was crash course.
If at first you don't succeed...Kamikaze piloting is not for you.
It’s a job to die for.
The nice part about that class is that you wouldn't get homework
There won't be a quiz tomorrow..?
Don’t come back now, y’hear?
Die or try dying

 

[groucho69]

 

[groucho69]

Never-before-seen 1976 photograph of Apple's very first computers​

The grainy snap was taken at a time when Steve Jobs, then 21, and friend Steve Wozniak, had built 50 basic computers in Jobs' parents' house in California.