Robot Metal
100+ Head-Fier
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Beat your kids so hard they'll end up buying an Omega2.
You know what the problem is? Parents don't beat their kids anymore.
Can I just emotionally crush him into some Phiatons? Or just torment him towards M50s? Or undermine his hopes and dreams into some 225s?
He bruises like a peach...
Beat your kids so hard they'll end up buying an Omega2.
It turns out my wife helped my son order these...
I agree. Beat your kids. How come Asians appreciate nice things and work hard, cuz they got their ass beat when they didn't. I got beat with metal rods. Worked out alright.
Can I just emotionally crush him into some Phiatons? Or just torment him towards M50s? Or undermine his hopes and dreams into some 225s?
He bruises like a peach...
I got home from work today, and I saw an Amazon box and got excited. It turns out my wife helped my son order these...
No face shown to protect the guilty...
Solo shot...
My best guess is bad parenting is to blame, but I'm not quite sure yet. BTW, I would have helped him get Shures or Senns...
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Tell him he should wear them to school. Then, have one of your friends dressed in all black wearing a black ski mask waiting in the bushes to ambush him when he's on his way home. Jack his stuff and run.
He'll have no choice but to get a new pair of headphones. And this time, you'll be waiting. You'll be ready. It is your destiny.
Do it. Nothing bad will happen.
Also, as far as bruising goes, phone book. Works every time. Or you could just put him in a burlap sack and beat him with bamboo rods.
I blame your terrible parenting + the poor public school system: it's spelled "McIntosh," not "Macintosh!" But to be fair to your parenting skills, a lot of kids think Apple products are somehow good - I'm sure he'll grow out of it.