"Transformers, Revenge of..."
8/10
...
I'm with
Amy Biancolli ...
I thought this movie rocked.
I went into it wanting nothing more than sex and lubrication and robot hardware ... along with truly hilarious dialogue and visuals.
And?
I was not disappointed.
So never mind the naysayers.
This movie is pure sensual Ownership(tm)!
Waste your money on it immediately!
...
There's just nothing better than seeing Sam scream like a woman after a hot as **** humanoid Decepticon slams him from ceiling to floor and back to all walls, ... with her TONGUE!
Really ... that scene is worth the 7 bucks alone.
Maybe it's just us in S. Texas ... but the 100 or so folks in the flick with me were clapping and laughing throughout. And if so ... the rest of the world can **** off cause us (and Amy Biancolli ... my fav movie reviewer) think this movie is very much worth the money to see.
(oh yeah ... it's not the most important aspect of the film by any means ... but Meagan Fox really is truly transcendental in her role; pure fun sexiness.)
Great summer movie.