Bwahahahaha! I love a man with a sense of humor - wait - Love is another word one man should never say to another....
Might I offer possible comfort issues as something to consider. Note that I traded D7000's (most comfortable phone I've owned) for the DT1350's (fourth least comfortable I've owned). The trade was well worth it for me, for a number of reasons - Excellent sound, stunning build, extreme portability, and a cool little case. They fit right into my "scale down with great sound" theme of the moment. Note they are not miserably uncomfortable or anything, just supra aural with a pretty good squeeze. Might be the most comfortable supra aural I've owned, though.
In short (wait, I already blew the short part...) I haven't heard the DT880, but the DT1350 is a great headphone!