A world wide destructive event is being predicted for tomorrow 6pm est. I guess I won't see the Blues win a cup. I am going to make some Mango margs, fajitas and guacamole dip.
1. "Left Behind: A Novel of Earth's Last Days" by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins. Published in 1995, it kicks off a 12-volume series of novels that illustrate the rapture. Worried you won't have time to read them all? Get a taste by watching the 2005 film "Left Behind: World At War" starring believer Kirk Cameron.
2. "The Book of Revelation for Dummies" by Richard Wagner and Larry R. Helyer. The yellow-and-black "For Dummies" series turned its attention to the Bible's Book of Revelation in 2008. But should you take seriously a book about the end times co-authored by a man named "Helyer"?
3. "The Late, Great Planet Earth" by Hal Lindsey with C.C. Carlson. Newton cites this as the granddaddy of end-times novels, and it sets the bar much lower for entrance to heaven than Camping's theology. It was a 1970 New York Times bestseller.
4. "1994?" by Harold Camping. In this 1993 book, Camping predicted the end of the world would arrive in 1994. But just in case he was wrong, he added that question mark to the title.
5. "The Bible." Go back to the source.
6. "The Inferno" by Dante Alighieri. It's the "Scared Straight!" of 14th century epic poetry. After you're done with this, you'll want to be saved.
7. "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. If Dante doesn't scare you off sin, the prospect of being trapped in eternity with Tucker Max might do the trick.
8. "Heaven Is for Real" by Todd Burpo with Lynn Vincent. The story of a little boy who sees heaven and lives to tell about it has been burning up bestseller lists. I mean, flying.
9. "God Is Not Great" by Christopher Hitchens. End-time reading for skeptics and nonbelievers.
10. "The Survivors Club" by Ben Sherwood. Thinking you'll be left behind? Learn tactics and strategies from survivors of mountain lion attacks, natural calamities and concentration camps.
11. "The Kama Sutra" by Vatsyayana. If the rapture happens without you, why not enjoy yourself? The ancient Hindu guide for lovemaking includes practical advice for sexual intercourse, including a number of illustrations.
Hm, I'm just planning to live my life normally as ever. It's just a world destruction event. It's apparently happened many times before, or at least, was supposed to.
I'm going to take all of my money out of the bank and party like a rock star. I'm not sure what's going to happen though when I wake up on Sunday morning, broke and hung over, though.
I wonder how this will effect different time zones? After all, it's not like the Bible was written in the United States. As such, I would expect the ending of the world to actually occur a day early due to the location where it was supposedly written in earnest.
I wonder how this will effect different time zones? After all, it's not like the Bible was written in the United States. As such, I would expect the ending of the world to actually occur a day early due to the location where it was supposedly written in earnest.
YA it is already started here! A once in a lifetime event! Trying to get some photos..............................................................................................................................
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