Pharmaboy
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I had drinks at a mobius strip club last night.
The front door is the back door.
The front door is the back door.
Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
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Joaquin Dinero
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I think I've been to that same club. The dancers walk off the stage right back on stage.
A sad grasshopper walks into a bar, hops up onto a bar stool and asks the bartender for a drink.
"Sure, what can I get you?" the bartender asks.
"I don't care" says the grasshopper. "Whatever you think is fine."
"Well, we do have a drink named after you" says the bartender.
"Why the hell do you have a drink named Tom?!?" responds the grasshopper.
"Sure, what can I get you?" the bartender asks.
"I don't care" says the grasshopper. "Whatever you think is fine."
"Well, we do have a drink named after you" says the bartender.
"Why the hell do you have a drink named Tom?!?" responds the grasshopper.
And if you've already heard that one...
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a Tom Collins. The bartender, stunned, tells him it's ten dollars. The gorilla takes his drink over to the corner of the bar and sits by himself.
The bartender can't stand it...he walks over to the gorilla and says, "Hey, I'm sorry to bother you, I've just never seen a talking gorilla before..."
The gorilla looks at him and says, "Yea, at $10 a drink I can see why."
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a Tom Collins. The bartender, stunned, tells him it's ten dollars. The gorilla takes his drink over to the corner of the bar and sits by himself.
The bartender can't stand it...he walks over to the gorilla and says, "Hey, I'm sorry to bother you, I've just never seen a talking gorilla before..."
The gorilla looks at him and says, "Yea, at $10 a drink I can see why."
Not a joke but a true story...
When my wife and I decided to get married, we started looking all around for a venue. One day we're on the west side highway in Manhattan and she says, "Why don't we get married there?", pointing to these Romanesque columns on top of a two story building.
I said, "...that's Larry Flynt's Hustler Club." And she replied, "Looks nice."
When my wife and I decided to get married, we started looking all around for a venue. One day we're on the west side highway in Manhattan and she says, "Why don't we get married there?", pointing to these Romanesque columns on top of a two story building.
I said, "...that's Larry Flynt's Hustler Club." And she replied, "Looks nice."
Here is one my 7 year old told me today; a 'kid' joke.
What has more lives than a cat? A frog. They croak every night.
Good job, kid.
What has more lives than a cat? A frog. They croak every night.
Good job, kid.
TheZechman
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I used to work at a bank, and one day an old woman came in and asked me to check her balance...
So I pushed her over.
So I pushed her over.
The Jester
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How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Just the one,
But only if the lightbulb really wants to change ..
Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient here that says he's invisible.
Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now.
Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now.
The first astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours straight.
They decided to call it a day.
They decided to call it a day.
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