[BobG55]

 

[jonathan c]

 

[msing539]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

...because the p is silent.

 

[Pharmaboy]

(head in hands, moaning)

 

[msing539]

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar...

Things got a little tense.

 

[BobG55]

Me : I speak in hieroglyphics

Him : I don’t understand what you mean

Me : Want me to draw you a picture ?

 

[Ryokan]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

...because the p is silent.

That's actually a phenomenal joke

(head in hands, moaning)

Bolt come loose again huh?

 

[Ryokan]

Me : I speak in hieroglyphics

Him : I don’t understand what you mean

Me : Want me to draw you a picture ?

'The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink, then they bring you more'

 

[msing539]

This banker wouldn't stop hitting on me.

I finally asked him to leave me a loan.

 

[BobG55]

This banker wouldn't stop hitting on me.

I finally asked him to leave me a loan.

You win the joke award for the month of October.

 

[Ryokan]

You win the joke award for the month of October.

The joke has reached a certain level, a corny factor of 10.

it's s'no joke

 

[LoryWiv]

This banker wouldn't stop hitting on me.

I finally asked him to leave me a loan.

Was the banker a woman? Just teller to stop!

 

[msing539]

Was the banker a woman? Just teller to stop!

She was but eventually lost interest.

 

[Pharmaboy]

She was but eventually lost interest.

"All principal, no interest"

 

[Ryokan]

She was but eventually lost interest.

Any redeemable assets, and did you get a certificate of deposit?

or maybe you had insufficient funds?