[Kirosia]

Boy, you need some fiber

 

[necropimp]

i do whatever i can to pass the time while on the toilet

read, play a game, if i'm in a public restroom with no material for entertaining myself i have been known to sing

 

[DocHamm]

Wow! This is a crapper thread. Um, think about going outside to use the outhouse in the dead of winter. I bet some peeps get off the pot a lot quicker!

 

[myinitialsaredac]

Or just going outside? Natures glory!

This is a pretty funny thread.

Who'd of thought reading on the can would spark a 5 page thread?

Dave

 

[F107plus5]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocHamm /img/forum/go_quote.gif Wow! This is a crapper thread. Um, think about going outside to use the outhouse in the dead of winter. I bet some peeps get off the pot a lot quicker!

My Father finally felt sorry for his Mom and Dad back in around 1948 and decided they needed to get a real bathroom in their house and get rid of that ol' 2-holer out in the back of the backyard.

...it really was a rather nice old outhouse with rather luxury appointments as long as you could avoid using it later in the afternoon in the heat of the day in the summertime.

My Grandmother felt strongly that there were certain things that civilized folks just didn't do in their homes and graciously refused to use it for its' main purpose for being.

She continued to use the outdoor pottie right up until she died and strongly suggested that us kids did the same. We Kids couldn't speak Italian and she couldn't speak English; but she got her point across! We went outside!

 

[SiriuslyCold]

I was hopsitalized once and a friend brought stacks and stacks of Commando war comix

it turned out that his dad bought a whole bunch, reading one each time he went to the crapper.

oh, and look @ Google

"wand cleaning"

 

[Wmcmanus]

I thought everyone read on the toilet. I mean, the toilet paper! You have to read it after every swipe for signs of what your next move is going to be. How else will you know when the job is done?

 

[Kirosia]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif How else will you know when the job is done?

I prefer to guess.

 

[SiriuslyCold]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif I prefer to guess.

that's just...

 

[krmathis]

Why not?

 

[Lornecherry]

...If you have something coming out of one end ...then you need something going in the other.

Balanced is clearly better then single-ended.

 

[smuh]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif I thought everyone read on the toilet. I mean, the toilet paper! You have to read it after every swipe for signs of what your next move is going to be. How else will you know when the job is done?

Haha!

 

[Nocturnal310]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif I beg to differ. Unless you're like, reading Voltaire or something.

well how u do attend to the call of nature is not really a topic to argue about.

its something u have to do inevitably so it doesnt have to be the thing u look forward to every morning.

hence people like to do smthg else as well while they are using the toilet.

 

[myinitialsaredac]

Google, world wide toilet entrepreneurs?
Who'd have though?

"...If you have something coming out of one end ...then you need something going in the other.

Balanced is clearly better then single-ended."

Thats hilarious!

Dave

 

[spookygonk]

I have New Scientist magazine on subscription. It's full of small and large pieces of really interesting information so I come out of the can a better (and lighter) person.