[Kirosia]

That reminds me, there's a penis over my toilet.

 

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif I drop bombs, no time to play around.

Get some leverage, concentrate, and release. Repeat if necessary.

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif God no. In our second conversation, she talked about wanting to marry me and having my children. I stopped picking up.

At least she's down to earth. Just call her when you're in same situation. Add sound effects as well.

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif That reminds me, there's a penis over my toilet.

whose?

 

[illy2k]

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Originally Posted by smuh /img/forum/go_quote.gif Who is going to start the "post pictures of your toilet rig" thread?

lol I was waiting for this. That is probably one of the only things I wouldn't bring in there for some reason. Keep it so fresh and so clean

 

[yashicaman]

I'm reading this thead right now as I sit on the toilet. Since, I started reading Headfi in the loo, I've only submerged two lap tops in the toilet bowl. I'm saving up to get a waterproof computer in case this happens again...oh no...kerplunk....

 

[j2kei]

^ oh man thats terrible. i never thought of using laptops while in the RR. i truly believe that children follow and learn from what their parents do, and now i have tons in free magazines in my restroom -_-

 

[F107plus5]

....I remember thinking; when I was about three years old....."damn; two more years til I can go to school so I can learn how to read! This place is just so darned boring just sitting here with nothin' to do!"

 

[F107plus5]

Oh wow; this is just too cool! Something I never even considered before!

Ok folks; check the time and the current events, and you'll see that we just had a Space Shuttle Launch from here in Central Florida, and believe it or not, and I didn't even give it a thought til this thread came along, but; if I open the window in our bathroom and sit facing backwards on the pottie, I can sit on the toilet and watch the Shuttle launch outta our East facing bathroom window!

....oh; and it was a beautiful rare nighttime launch!

 

[SiriuslyCold]

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this - George took a book into the bookstore toilet and they made him buy it

 

[jonathanjong]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif What's so important that you'd need to check your e-mail while taking a dump? I had a girl I never met call me while she was doing the deed. It was... creepy.

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Originally Posted by Rednamalas1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif give her my number.

Hands off, Red; she's mine.

On that note, is smut considering "reading"? Not that I read smut in the loo. Not that I read smut.

Edit: Smut isn't censored. Muahahaha. <take that censors> Sticking it to the man since 1985.

 

[skudmunky]

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Originally Posted by smuh /img/forum/go_quote.gif was that a normal or a toilet post?

What's the difference? You're supposed to have opposites in an "or" question.

 

[jeffreyj900]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif "I just ride the mother out."

Now THAT'S funny..... I read to ummm.... pass the time.

 

[Spindevil]

ur taking a c*** reading is pretty much one of the only thing you can do when ur on the job

 

[krmathis]

Toilet-Fi...

 

[chadbang]

Hey, I'm a newspaper editor. Those reading while "indisposed" is my life!

 

[kansei]

I use a laptop to pass the time. For those slow days. And.... every day is a slow day.