jacal01
You've just been blocked by Mr. Conviviality!
Tell me about that German language! I had to sift through an Elac Miracord 50H technical manual to figure out how to adjust the dang auto return. I must have typed in at least 10 pages, in German mind you with all their odd symbols, into Bing Translator to understand what each paragraph was talking about. Luckily I finally found what I was looking for. I have about have the manual translated. When I have time, I might do the rest. Those old mechanical turntables are tricky. Too bad this particular 50H runs about 1% slow, and yes, at all speeds. And yes I have lubed everything.
You guys at Schiit stay away from buzzwords anyway. I doubt the FTC will ever care. So many companies make even more outlandish claims. The fact that you care so much about representing the absolute truth is going above and beyond. Don't beat yourself up over it too much for a few loud voices. You guys are doing the right thing.
I only just now fully appreciated your agonizing testimonial here. Thanks for sharing. The easy trick with German sentence structure is that they stack their verbs at the end of an independent clause, and place their verb in the middle of a dependent clause between the subject and predicate, like English. After that all you need is a translation dictionary.
Speaking of mechanical spinners, I have an isolated Philips CD Pro2 transport drive and a throwdown Chinese support case assembly for my DIY years in retirement. The things one will contemplate for leisurely aspirations, such as resurrecting a classic CD transport to newfound glory days.