[Vicomte]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but now the gravitational constant of the universe has been altered to make your cans lighter, bringing about complete entropy of all energy. i wish people would stop granting wishes with poop. it's stupid.

Granted, but you're now covered with poop.

I wish poop had a higher nutritional value.

 

[aluren]

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Originally Posted by Vicomte /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you're now covered with poop. I wish poop had a higher nutritional value.

Granted, and now you're eating poop.

I wish poop didn't stink.

 

[boomana]

Granted, but now they're all granted with pee-pee.

I wish people would stop saying, "I wish I was," and making English teachers all over the world cringe.

 

[Samgotit]

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Originally Posted by boomana /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but now they're all granted with pee-pee. I wish people would stop saying, "I wish I was," and making English teachers all over the world cringe.

Granted.

I wish I be a giant cream pie.

 

[Mrvile]

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Originally Posted by Samgotit /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted. I wish I be a giant cream pie.

Granted. But since you said it like that you are now a pirate cream pie.

I wish I were beautiful.

 

[Vicomte]

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Originally Posted by Samgotit /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted. I wish I be a giant cream pie.

Granted, though English teachers is now cringing.

I wish I am being more smartful.

 

[aluren]

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Originally Posted by Vicomte /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, though English teachers is now cringing. I wish I am being more smartful.

Granted, but you are only smart at being dumb.

I wish I am dating the girl on my avatar.

 

[ColdFireArow]

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Originally Posted by aluren /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you are only smart at being dumb. I wish I am dating the girl on my avatar.

Granted, but is actually a guy.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[redshifter]

double post

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by ColdFireArow /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but is actually a guy. I wish I ruled the world.

granted, but the world is neptune, and you quickly freeze to death

i wish i could star in a john carpenter movie

 

[skudmunky]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but the world is neptune, and you quickly freeze to death i wish i could star in a john carpenter movie

granted, but you star as the person who snuffs it first.


I wish I could flap my wings and soar away.

 

[Samgotit]

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Originally Posted by skudmunky /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but you star as the person who snuffs it first. I wish I could flap my wings and soar away.

Granted, but you are Icarus - splat.

I wish I were a big red fire engine.

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by skudmunky /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish I could flap my wings and soar away.

Granted, you are now a maggot in a mass of poop. In a couple of days you'll become a fly, so you'll be able to "flap your wings and soar away" to find other... er... similar places to feed from...

(gee that was evil)

I wish I could play a perfect 300 points bowling game.

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by Samgotit /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish I were a big red fire engine.

Granted, you are now a piece of software: the graphics engine of an old 3d game called "Red Fire". You are particularly big, a total of 1.250.000 lines of C code.

 

[PiccoloNamek]

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Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, you are now a maggot in a mass of poop. In a couple of days you'll become a fly, so you'll be able to "flap your wings and soar away" to find other... er... similar places to feed from... (gee that was evil) I wish I could play a perfect 300 points bowling game.

Granted, but on the final roll, one of your fingers get stuck in a hole and is ripped off.

I wish could expand my vocal range by another octave.