[Ingo]

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Originally Posted by dhawk /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted: however all your knowledge has just turned obsolete. I wish my mailbox really knew how to filter spam.

Granted, but it's your physical mailbox that now can filter the canned meat called SPAM.

I wish that I had a vehicle that I could pick up girls in and not be embarassed.

 

[VicAjax]

sheesh, people.

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by Ingo /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish that I had a vehicle that I could pick up girls in and not be embarassed.

Granted, you get that car, but it will only work with girls who have fainted: an ambulance!

I wish to go to a Bjork live concert.

 

[ColdFireArow]

Granted but she beats you up.

I wish I could pop peoples heads with my mind.

 

[mwallace573]

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Originally Posted by ColdFireArow /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted but she beats you up. I wish I could pop peoples heads with my mind.

Granted, however you have no control over whose heads are popped.

I wish Paypal would clear my payment so i can get my 595s already!

 

[Wmcmanus]

Granted, but the 595's are shipped to you by old-time Head-Fi'er GSFerrari. They arrive in a package that looks like it got run over by a fork lift, and of course the mangled up 595's are uninsured.

I wish that it wasn't so hot today so that I could have washed my car.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by chadbang /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish Redshifter would stop crying LIKE A LITTLE GIRRRL.

granted. BWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
/crying like a big girl now

i wish everyone would stop picking on me and my zombie apocolypse

 

[VicAjax]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted. BWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! /crying like a big girl now i wish everyone would stop picking on me and my zombie apocolypse

granted. now everyone just ignores you. and your zombie apocalypse.

i wish i were drunk.

 

[Mrvile]

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Originally Posted by VicAjax /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted. now everyone just ignores you. and your zombie apocalypse. i wish i were drunk.

Granted. You just threw up in your lap.

I wish I were more active.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by Mrvile /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted. You just threw up in your lap. I wish I were more active.

granted. now you are on crank 24/7 and can't stop cleaning

i wish i was in my robe and slippers

 

[aluren]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted. now you are on crank 24/7 and can't stop cleaning i wish i was in my robe and slippers

Granted, but the robe is covered in dog crap.

I wish I don't have to sleep and still have the energy to get through the day.

 

[Vicomte]

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Originally Posted by aluren /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but the robe is covered in dog crap. I wish I don't have to sleep and still have the energy to get through the day.

Granted, but you still sleep anyway, 'cause you've got nothing better to do.

I wish grass was maroon.

 

[feh1325]

granted, but its maroon physical property prevents it from photosynthesizing!

i wish my alessandro ms2i weren't so heavy

 

[Samgotit]

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Originally Posted by feh1325 /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but its green physical property prevents it from photosynthesizing! i wish my alessandro ms2i weren't so heavy

Granted, but they blow off your head and you lose them to the ionosphere.

I wish I could finish that 3D puzzle of Ernest Borgnine’s head so I could carry it under my arm while I tried out for a job at Coyote Ugly.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by feh1325 /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but its green physical property prevents it from photosynthesizing! i wish my alessandro ms2i weren't so heavy

granted, but now the gravitational constant of the universe has been altered to make your cans lighter, bringing about complete entropy of all energy.

i wish people would stop granting wishes with poop. it's stupid.