[PiccoloNamek]

This one has already been answered, but I have to do it too:

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Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but the money is in bonds payable in 15 years I wish Patrick took his rig to the National meet.

Granted, but everyone died from shock after listening to it.

I wish I had an IQ of 500.

 

[nibiyabi]

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Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek /img/forum/go_quote.gif This one has already been answered, but I have to do it too: Granted, but everyone died from shock after listening to it. I wish I had an IQ of 500.

To be 26.67 SDs above the mean, there would have to be trillions upon trillions of people to make it even remotely possible for one person to have an IQ of 500.

That being said, granted, but you are blind, deaf, and dumb and are in a permanent vegetative state.

I wish I had Febreeze to get the Neil smell off of my new K1000s.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but he prescribes it to your brother, who then reveals his secret lust for you once under the influence. I wish redshifter would follow the rules of this thread and actually make a wish of his own after granting someone else's wish.

granted.
i wish someone would answer one of my wishes because last time it went three or four wishes without someone granting mine, so i got fed up and just started granting wishes instead. savvy?

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif i wish there was a zombie apocolypse

Granted, but it happens right after the human race reaches its extinction. All the zombies come out of cadavers and human remains, but there are no living humans to scare, so all the zombies just get bored hanging around aimlessly trying to scare roaches. Then a meteor hits and it's the apocalypse for the zombies.

I wish RIAA people would be resuscitated during the zombie apocalypse

 

[dhawk]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted. i wish someone would answer one of my wishes because last time it went three or four wishes without someone granting mine, so i got fed up and just started granting wishes instead. savvy?

granted; but the post got deleted.


I wish the Cowon-A3 was out, and at an affordable price.

 

[VicAjax]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but it happens right after the human race reaches its extinction. All the zombies come out of cadavers and human remains, but there are no living humans to scare, so all the zombies just get bored hanging around aimlessly trying to scare roaches. Then a meteor hits and it's the apocalypse for the zombies. I wish RIAA people would be resuscitated during the zombie apocalypse

granted, but they eat all the zombies and resume their evil dominion over the post-apocalyptic world, despite the fact that the very concept of music ceased to exist two centuries ago.

i wish i weren't so goddam sexy.

 

[camille]

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Originally Posted by VicAjax /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but they eat all the zombies and resume their evil dominion over the post-apocalyptic world, despite the fact that the very concept of music ceased to exist two centuries ago. i wish i weren't so goddam sexy.

Granted, but then you'd get no action on account of being so goddam hideous.

I wish i had a new pair of chopsticks

 

[RedLeader]

granted, but then you'd have to use them to fend off the zombie apocalypse


I wish I had guitar hero for the wii

 

[chadbang]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted. i wish someone would answer one of my wishes because last time it went three or four wishes without someone granting mine

I wish Redshifter would stop crying LIKE A LITTLE GIRRRL.

 

[Mrvile]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but then you'd have to use them to fend off the zombie apocalypse I wish I had guitar hero for the wii

Granted, but the actual guitars are sold out everywhere all the time.

 

[VicAjax]

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Originally Posted by Mrvile /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but the actual guitars are sold out everywhere all the time.

granted, but you didn't even make a freakin' wish, so you're vaporized, sucker.

i wish i were a polymath.

 

[Vicomte]

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Originally Posted by VicAjax /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but you didn't even make a freakin' wish, so you're vaporized, sucker. i wish i were a polymath.

Granted, but since I don't know what a polymath is, I make you a coconut.

I wish I had Bollocks on vinyl.

 

[VicAjax]

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Originally Posted by Vicomte /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but since I don't know what a polymath is, I make you a coconut. I wish I had Bollocks on vinyl.

granted, but it's your bollocks that are encased in vinyl. permanently. and tightly.

i wish i were no longer a coconut and could go back to being a polymath.

 

[Mrvile]

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Originally Posted by VicAjax /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but it's your bollocks that are encased in vinyl. permanently. and tightly. i wish i were no longer a coconut and could go back to being a polymath.

Granted, but since I don't know what a polymath is either, I vaporize you instead.

I wish we get a snow day tomorrow.

 

[dhawk]

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Originally Posted by VicAjax /img/forum/go_quote.gif i wish i were no longer a coconut and could go back to being a polymath.

Granted: however all your knowledge has just turned obsolete.

I wish my mailbox really knew how to filter spam.