[Wmcmanus]

This is a simple little mindless game to play, kind of like the Music Game XXXVIII types of threads. It's intended to be good, CLEAN fun, so please make sure your replies are wholesome and G-rated.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I could be in 2 places at once.

Person 2: Granted, but those places are the South Pole and the North Pole.

I wish I could see into the future.

Person 3: Granted, but the future you see is 1/1000th of a second from now.

I wish I could be married to Jessica Simpson.

Get the idea? Please remember to:

1. Quote the person whose wish you are granting, and start with "Granted..."
2. Make your own wish, and start with "I wish..."

If you don't do these 2 simple things, the thread will keep getting all messed up. If there are multiple wishes on the board, simply quote the one you want to grant, grant it, and then make your own wish. The other ungranted wish should then die out. In these circumstances, please just grant one wish or the other. If you grant them both and give 2 new wishes, the thread will never get back on track.

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif This is a simple little mindless game to play, kind of like the Music Game XXXVIII types of threads. It's intended to be good, CLEAN fun, so please make sure your replies are wholesome and G-rated. Example: Person 1: I wish I could be in 2 places at once. Person 2: Granted, but those places are the South Pole and the North Pole. I wish I could see into the future. Person 3: Granted, but the future you see is 1/1000th of a second from now. Get the idea? Here goes. I wish I could be married to Jessica Simpson.

granted, but in a universe that has never known proactive!!

 

[mbriant]

and then ???

 

[Carl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by mbriant /img/forum/go_quote.gif and then ???

Profit

 

[rockin_amigo14]

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but in a universe that has never known proactive!!

what's your wish?

 

[electrathecat]

Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then I'm gonna come back there and put my foot in your *ss if you say "and then" again!

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockin_amigo14 /img/forum/go_quote.gif what's your wish?

i wish kari byron would let me give her an all over body massage. with oils.

 

[Mrvile]

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif i wish kari byron would let me give her an all over body massage. with oils.

Granted, but I just dropped a match onto the very flammable oils. She has immunity to fire damage so she stays pretty but you, sir, are burning.

EDIT: I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Naris]

Dang too slow.

To Mrvile,
Granted, but you inherited it from your favorite person.

EDIT: I wish I had an Orpheus system.

EDIT 2: Dang this is an evil thread.

EDIT 3 (Since I don't feel like posting and making another ruined wish): Mrvile, is it any worse than being burned alive?

 

[flamerz]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carl /img/forum/go_quote.gif Profit

ROFL. I didn't expect this from a Head-Fier. >_>

PS: You guys are horrible at keeping this thread moving.

Edit:

Granted, but it's FUBAR.

I wish I could skip the next week of school.

 

[Mrvile]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naris /img/forum/go_quote.gif To Mrvile, Granted, but you inherited it from your favorite person.

That's pure evil!

 

[Carl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by flamerz /img/forum/go_quote.gif ROFL. I didn't expect this from a Head-Fier. >_> PS: You guys are horrible at keeping this thread moving. Edit: Granted, but it's FUBAR. I wish I could skip the next week of school.

You can, but only because you've caught AIDS.


I wish I could go to the moon.

 

[grawk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carl /img/forum/go_quote.gif You can, but only because you've caught AIDS. I wish I could go to the moon.

You can, but you can't come back.

I wish I owned a pro hockey team

 

[feh1325]

granted, but nobody comes to watch a game

i wish i could get a 2400 on the SAT with ease

 

[Carl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by grawk /img/forum/go_quote.gif You can, but you can't come back. I wish I owned a pro hockey team

You can, but it's a pro field-hockey team from rural Turkmenistan.


I wish I could solder proppa.