[RedLeader]

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Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish I could play a perfect 300 points bowling game.

Granted, but it's in Wii bowling and it deleted your high score

I wish I was done this stupid book report

 

[RedLeader]

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Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish could expand my vocal range by another octave.

Granted, but it's into a multi-dimensional musical scale, like that alien chick from Fifth Element


Seriously, I wish I was done this friggin book report

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by aluren /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish I am dating the girl on my avatar.

(Gee I can't help granting that one, I'm such a generous evil genie)

Granted, but in your first date you realize something you couldn't have from the avatar: Her horribly screechy voice, though annoying, is the least of your worries... Even though her top-half looks like a woman, her other half looks surprisingly similar to a giant iguana, and her hands look just like crawling living lobsters. She is a mutant creature resulting from underground experiments in remote countries, trying to come up with ways to fight the upcoming zombie apocalypse

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif Seriously, I wish I was done this friggin book report

Granted, but you miserably flunk because, in spite of warnings, you kept making some important grammatical violations.

 

[RedLeader]

Oh whatever, friggin is a perfectly acceptable word to use in a university level book report.

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by boomana /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish people would stop saying, "I wish I was," and making English teachers all over the world cringe.

Granted, but only for a millisecond

I wish tornadoes and hurricanes didn't exist.

 

[Samgotit]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif Oh whatever, friggin is a perfectly acceptable word to use in a university level book report.

Granted, but only if the book report is on See Dick Run.

I wish your Grandma would stop calling me when she’s drunk.

 

[PiccoloNamek]

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Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but only for a millisecond I wish tornadoes and hurricanes didn't exist.

Granted, but now they have been replaced with inland hurricanes. (Uh-uh fool, I granted your wish BEFORE you edited in "hurricanes".)

I wish I were (

) gifted with powerful telekinetic abilities.

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish I were ( ) gifted with powerful telekinetic abilities.

Granted, but you can only use those telekinetic abilities on your own body parts

I wish I could read all the books I have.

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by Samgotit /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish your Grandma would stop calling me when she’s drunk.

Granted, now his grandpa calls you instead

 

[PiccoloNamek]

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Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you can only use those telekinetic abilities on your own body parts I wish I could read all the books I have.

Granted, but the extra information replaces all of the happy memories you have.

I wish I had a kick-ass prosthetic body. (Like in GITS:SAC)

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but it's in Wii bowling and it deleted your high score I wish I was done this stupid book report

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but it's into a multi-dimensional musical scale, like that alien chick from Fifth Element Seriously, I wish I was done this friggin book report

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Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you miserably flunk because, in spite of warnings, you kept making some important grammatical violations.

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif Oh whatever, friggin is a perfectly acceptable word to use in a university level book report.

You appear to have omitted the word 'with', as in "I wish I was done with..." Friggin is, of course, a perfectly acceptable word to use for any occasion.

 

[Computerpro3]

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Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but the extra information replaces all of the happy memories you have. I wish I had a kick-ass prosthetic body. (Like in GITS:SAC)

Granted, but Jabba the Hutt takes you away in his sand barge and makes you his love slave (because your prosthetic body is so attractive). He has his way with you every day.

I wish mother nature wasn't a dirty whore.

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but the extra information replaces all of the happy memories you have. I wish I had a kick-ass prosthetic body. (Like in GITS:SAC)

Granted, but the only ass you can kick is your own and you beat yourself into oblivion in Fight Club style.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, that is what I truly want to be.

 

[RedLeader]

Uhhh.... what's with the cracks about my grandparents? Have we met before samgotit?