[Edwood]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but the only ass you can kick is your own and you beat yourself into oblivion in Fight Club style. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, that is what I truly want to be.

Granted, but you'll end up eating yourself when you are trapped in an accident in the WeinerMobile starving to death.

I wish. I wish for fish.

-Ed

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif Uhhh.... what's with the cracks about my grandparents? Have we met before samgotit?

Gee my apologies if anything got carried away with the game. I was playing almost in robot mode.

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by Computerpro3 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but Jabba the Hutt takes you away in his sand barge and makes you his love slave (because your prosthetic body is so attractive). He has his way with you every day. I wish mother nature wasn't a dirty whore.

Granted, but your surname is Nature, so she's your mother, and even though she's no longer a dirty whore, all the guys in town remember to good old days and remind you about it every time you're at the barber shop.

I wish I could be like Mike. Like Mike, if I could be like Mike (Michael Jordan).

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif Uhhh.... what's with the cracks about my grandparents? Have we met before samgotit?

I stronlgy suspect it was nothing personal. We're all just having fun and trying to be witty. See my post #213 above, which is essentially the same thing. Of course, I'm not talking about this person's mother any more than Edwood thinks I'm going to eat myself in the Weiner-Mobile (good one, Ed).

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish I could be like Mike. Like Mike, if I could be like Mike (Michael Jordan).

Granted, you are now like Michael Jordan, at baseball that is.

I wish I knew how to cook like a chef.

 

[Samgotit]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif Uhhh.... what's with the cracks about my grandparents? Have we met before samgotit?

Yes. Are you kidding?

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, you are now like Michael Jordan, at baseball that is. I wish I knew how to cook like a chef.

Granted, you can now cook like Chef Boyardee and become famous for your ability to warm up a can of Beffaroni on your stove top.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

 

[rsaavedra]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, you have been moved to Venus, which has a day that lasts 243 Earth days, so quite a few more hours per day now.

I wish Samgotit and Redleader worked out their confusions.

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by rsaavedra /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, you have been moved to Venus, which has a day that lasts 243 Earth days, so quite a few more hours per day now. I wish Samgotit and Redleader worked out their confusions.

Granted, they met at a disco party in the 70's but Redleader is pretending he doesn't remember because he's afraid to admit that he still listens to Donna Summers albulms.

I wish I could figure out how to post a picture of my custom Beyer DT990 in the Beyer Manufactur thread (seriously, I'd like for someone to grant this wish for true if you can give me a tutorial via PM).

 

[Samgotit]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, they met at a disco party in the 70's but Redleader is pretending he doesn't remember because he's afraid to admit that he still listens to Donna Summers albulms. I wish I could figure out how to post a picture of my custom Beyer DT990 in the Beyer Manufactur thead (seriously, I'd like for someone to grant this wish for true if you can give me a tutorial via PM).

Granted. Or not, I don't know how to post there either.

I wish I could make up with Redleader by giving him a big kiss on the cheek.

(I was only kiddin' BigRed)

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by Samgotit /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted. Or not, I don't know how to post there either. I wish I could make up with Redleader by giving him a big kiss on the cheek. (I was only kiddin' BigRed)

granted,

you kiss redleader, but then he blows up the death star with the help of han solo and wookiee chewie and you are fried in the afterburn. poop.

i wish i could see saturn right now

 

[RedLeader]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif i wish i could see saturn right now

granted, but you're stuck in an xwing with a zombie

I wish I could give Hugs all round!

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but you're stuck in an xwing with a zombie I wish I could give Hugs all round!

work safe but for a minor f-bomb

 

[Samgotit]

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Originally Posted by RedLeader /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but you're stuck in an xwing with a zombie I wish I could give Hugs all round!

Granted, but you have to keep your hands where I can see them.

I wish I could play the armonica.

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif work safe but for a minor f-bomb

Saw that one before.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by Samgotit /img/forum/go_quote.gif snip Saw that one before.

hugs are important, now more than ever...