[DanTheMiataMan]

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Originally Posted by Jaw007 /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish I could complete the Boston marathon this monday. Granted but there is a snow storm forecast for monday! I wish that all the sick children were all healed!

Granted, but the cure would inevitability kill them.

I wish upon a star.

 

[Happy Camper]

That star is actually a comet and hits our earth, wasting the kid's health.

I wish our Savior would make their appearance.

 

[Koolpsych]

Granted, but he comes down and smites you for "swearing to God" that one time

I wish I was a Head-Fi mod...

 

[cyberidd]

Granted, but it is quickly revoked as I don't have that power. Your subsequent complaints then get you permanently banned from Head-fi.

I wish I could row (and win) in the next summer Olympics

 

[Suntory_Times]

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Originally Posted by cyberidd /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but it is quickly revoked as I don't have that power. Your subsequent complaints then get you permanently banned from Head-fi. I wish I could row (and win) in the next summer Olympics

Granted, but it would be at the special olympics as you lost 2 legs and one arm in a tragic headphone accident (involving breaking all your audio equipement).

I wish I could fly.

 

[Currawong]

You can fly, but you are a fly!

I wish I had a billion dollars.

 

[chadbang]

Granted. But there's no way to spend it during your 40-year sentence for forgery.

I wish all women would be attracted to me.

 

[Ishcabible]

Granted, but you happen to turn into a woman yourself.

I wish I would rule the Earth at present time! (haha!)

 

[xnothingpoetic]

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Originally Posted by Ishcabible /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you happen to turn into a woman yourself. I wish I would rule the Earth at present time! (haha!)

Granted but the world soon goes into a super deep depression that future generations will call the Dark Dark Ages. Some will say that this is what hell must be like.


I wish I was immortal.

 

[acidbasement]

Granted. You are immortal. The powers that be feel threatened by your immortality, and they throw you into a bottomless hole, where you are doomed to fall throughout your eternal life.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow to the discovery that the Little People finished writing my Master's thesis during the night, and submitted it to the University on my behalf.

 

[AJSgolf33]

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Originally Posted by acidbasement /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted. You are immortal. The powers that be feel threatened by your immortality, and they throw you into a bottomless hole, where you are doomed to fall throughout your eternal life. I wish I could wake up tomorrow to the discovery that the Little People finished writing my Master's thesis during the night, and submitted it to the University on my behalf.

Granted, but since the little people have no training or education in your area, you are denied your degree.

I wish I lived in a mansion in the mountains.

 

[Suntory_Times]

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Originally Posted by AJSgolf33 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but since the little people have no training or education in your area, you are denied your degree. I wish I lived in a mansion in the mountains.

Granted, but an earthquake causing the montains to collapse would kill you.

I wish upon a wish.

 

[DanTheMiataMan]

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Originally Posted by Suntory_Times /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but an earthquake causing the montains to collapse would kill you. I wish upon a wish.

Granted, you have now used your last wish to wish upon a wish and thus wasted your last wish

I wish I was superman

 

[Ishcabible]

Granted, but I get to tape cryptonite on you.

I wish this world's wasn't to ******.

 

[Suntory_Times]

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Originally Posted by Ishcabible /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but I get to tape cryptonite on you. I wish this world's wasn't to ******.

Granted, but peace magically resulted in the whole worls blowing up.

I wish I could win the mega super duper $60 million lotto.