The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation
Nov 6, 2007 at 8:33 AM Post #677 of 792
Granted, but they have 1 inch spikes that run on brain tissue.

I wish that all beautiful women found me irresistable.
 
Nov 6, 2007 at 9:08 AM Post #678 of 792
Granted, they all live on Pluto :p

I wish that download at 500GBps
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Nov 6, 2007 at 2:21 PM Post #679 of 792
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Originally Posted by FeedMeTrance /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Granted, they all live on Pluto :p

I wish that download at 500GBps
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granted, but only when downloading Britney Spear's latest album.



I wish my package would come in today.
 
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:28 PM Post #680 of 792
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Originally Posted by skudmunky /img/forum/go_quote.gif
granted, but only when downloading Britney Spear's latest album.



I wish my package would come in today.



Granted but then you realize all the other guys were born with them and there's no way to attach it...

I wish that my data export from SAP gets finalized today.
 
Apr 16, 2009 at 1:29 AM Post #681 of 792
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Originally Posted by gpalmer /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Granted but then you realize all the other guys were born with them and there's no way to attach it...

I wish that my data export from SAP gets finalized today.



Granted, but as soon as it does you'll suffer from a near fatal or fatal heart attack.

I wish I could read everyones minds when I wanted to.
 
Apr 16, 2009 at 1:46 AM Post #682 of 792
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Originally Posted by Suntory_Times /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Granted, but as soon as it does you'll suffer from a near fatal or fatal heart attack.

I wish I could read everyones minds when I wanted to.



Granted, but you'll find out everyone hates you

I wish SPSS 17 wasn't a steaming pile of crap
 
Apr 16, 2009 at 1:52 AM Post #683 of 792
Granted, but you wouldn't be able to understand statistics.

I wish I wouldn't be such an idiot in front of girls that I'm not that close to. (I can't see this going well...)
 
Apr 16, 2009 at 2:38 AM Post #684 of 792
Granted, but you will never see another girl ever again.

I wish I could get out of this hobby.
 
Apr 16, 2009 at 3:10 AM Post #686 of 792
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Originally Posted by adanac061 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
GRANTED. ..


....but you are now dead...sorry

i wish I had a pair of real x-ray specs that could see through clothes.
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ps glad to see this old classic thread back in action.



Granted, but they'll only work on people you're not attracted to.

I wish I had a working he90.


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Originally Posted by DanTheMiataMan /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Granted, but you'll find out everyone hates you


I already know that.
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Apr 16, 2009 at 3:32 AM Post #687 of 792
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Originally Posted by Suntory_Times /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Granted, but they'll only work on people you're not attracted to.

I wish I had a working he90.




I already know that.
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Granted, but you'll go deaf before you listen to them

I wish I wasn't at work
 
Apr 16, 2009 at 3:36 AM Post #688 of 792
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Originally Posted by DanTheMiataMan /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Granted, but you'll go deaf before you listen to them

I wish I wasn't at work



Granted: but you're work is testing top end earphones



I wish I had a Nikon D3X!
 
Apr 16, 2009 at 3:57 AM Post #689 of 792
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Originally Posted by FeedMeTrance /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Granted: but you're work is testing top end earphones



I wish I had a Nikon D3X!




Granted, but you only have a 32mb card.

I wish I could complete the Boston marathon this monday.
 

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