[jonathanjong]

You can, but you will be taken out to the field and shot.

I wish I didn't have swine flu.

 

[FallenAngel]

Granted, you now have something worse (I'm too nice to get into details).

I wish I could read and control human minds at will.

 

[Ishcabible]

Granted, but what you are able to do is selected by me.

I wish I wouldn't fall in love with my friend. (It's a gal fwiw)

 

[jonathanjong]

You won't, you fall in love with her mother.

I wish to win an Ignobel Prize.

 

[terriblepaulz]

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonathanjong /img/forum/go_quote.gif You won't, you fall in love with her mother. I wish to win an Ignobel Prize.

Granted, but then your fans, after laughing, would discover they want to tear you limb from limb.

I wish Alfonso Soriano never bats lead off again.

 

[Ishcabible]

Granted, but Lily/Zambrano/Marmol/whoever's pitching that day bats lead off instead.

I wish I had a fresh brown sugar pop tart right about now.

 

[Aevum]

it gets stuck in the toaster, instant flametrower,

i wish i wasnt on nightshift for this week,

 

[logwed]

Granted, but you've been laid off.

I wish my dad would let me buy a pair of HD650s.

 

[terriblepaulz]

Quote:

Originally Posted by logwed /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you've been laid off. I wish my dad would let me buy a pair of HD650s.

Granted, but he borrows them for extra-sweaty jogging.

I wish the streets were made of bacon (although I would take any cured pork product)

 

[Ishcabible]

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I could stop coughing.

 

[gore.rubicon]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishcabible /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but it's moldy. I wish I could stop coughing.

Granted you stop breathing altogether

I wish the weather was warmer

 

[Gatto]

granted, it's now as hot as the sun

I wish my IEMs weren't broken

 

[Meliboeus]

Granted, but getting them repaired had degraded their sound quality.

I wish i never took part to this game...

 

[Gatto]

granted but now you can only post in "what came in the mail today"

I wish I had some extra cash to blow on gear

 

[Ishcabible]

Granted, but you can only buy Blose.

I wish my doggie's sores would go away.