Whazzzup
Headphoneus Supremus
good old days of the Cold War.
WOW:
Commendably on time for once, I know
So, first up is The Black Crowes, with 'Cold Boy Smile', for any of you who might not be enjoying sunny weather at the moment
Next is Taylor Swift, back in her pre-pure-pop days with a song she wrote aged 15; 'Tied together with a smile'.
I have a soft spot for this first album. I didn't listen to much from her after her 2nd album, but I've heard her two most recent albums are a bit more mature in theme and contain some more folky or country songs. Can't confirm or deny. I've bought them on HDTracks and hope they're as good as I've read!
Finally, an old favourite of mine, that for me at least is like sipping whisky or hot chocolate or both in an armchair by a fire; cosy and familiar and enchanting.
It's Fairground Attraction, with a folky, slightly jazzy kind of number, 'A smile in a whisper'.
Hope you are all doing well, and hope you enjoy
Those are just troll answers.WHY TEACHERS DRINK
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)
Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q... What happens to your body as you age
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A.. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (What!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
AND THE BEST IS LAST:::
Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (now we’re getting somewhere ! )
Time? What is time? And let's not get into String Theory.
What!
But not if they all get Trench Foot!When you study them you realise how quickly they're multiplying. Should be taking over the world by about quarter past six this evening if my calculations are correct
But not if they all get Trench Foot!