[Jones Bob]

He's well past that now...

He's now working on the Ygdrassil Uber2 with USB 4.1.

By the time it's released USB will be up to version 5.3.

The unit will have a black case and the switch in the middle of the right side from the front. Just where it will be the most impractical.

This is also designed so that you will leave the unit switched on and the software/firmware upgrades can be uploaded each and every Wednesday at 6pm.

It will also have GPS capability so that Jason can keep an eye on the "Schiit conquest of the world" from his office computer.

The software uploads will have subliminal content that plays in the background that states "Schiit is a product which is proof of life"

Merda Ergo Sum?

Here's to hoping for an eventual Yggdrasil Armageddon. It comes permanently powered up from the Schitt Box with an internal nuclear fusion core AND NO POWER OFF SWITCH. Even then I'd wager there would be those complaining about the radiation.

 

[Jason Stoddard]

Merda Ergo Sum?

Here's to hoping for an eventual Yggdrasil Armageddon. It comes permanently powered up from the Schitt Box with an internal nuclear fusion core AND NO POWER OFF SWITCH. Even then I'd wager there would be those complaining about the radiation.

I could get behind the idea of Yggdrasil Armageddon. I wonder if there are any small Russian nuclear power packs for satellites on eBay...

 

[Coolzo]

I could get behind the idea of Yggdrasil Armageddon. I wonder if there are any small Russian nuclear power packs for satellites on eBay...

Surf the Deep Web, I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for.

 

[Jones Bob]

If you are going offshore for lowest price, try looking in the Pyongyang Craiglist for Soviet era NOS military surplus. Lots of good stuff there. Sounds better that the newer Russian stuff too.

I'm using a Gungnir ATM and waiting patiently for the Yggy. Will it have the same 4V RMS on its balanced outputs?

 

[smitty1110]

I could get behind the idea of Yggdrasil Armageddon. I wonder if there are any small Russian nuclear power packs for satellites on eBay...

Try Alibaba, though watch out for cheap imitations of NOS Russian reactor packs. Those use inferior material, and have more output noise that will degrade performance by compromising the dynamics and soundstage.

 

[Alex Martin]

 
I could get behind the idea of Yggdrasil Armageddon. I wonder if there are any small Russian nuclear power packs for satellites on eBay...

You are only saying that because your office is upstairs and a reasonably safe distance from ground zero.  I don't know if the upstairs support beams are rated for the 1/2 inch thick lead sheets you just purchased. 
 
Some of our employees are still of child bearing age.  I don't think we want to have a proliferation of FLKs (Funny Looking Kids) running amok.  It will probably lead to a hefty increase in our health insurance rates.

 

[Jason Stoddard]

 
You are only saying that because your office is upstairs and a reasonably safe distance from ground zero.  I don't know if the upstairs support beams are rated for the 1/2 inch thick lead sheets you just purchased. 
 
Some of our employees are still of child bearing age.  I don't think we want to have a proliferation of FLKs (Funny Looking Kids) running amok.  It will probably lead to a hefty increase in our health insurance rates.

 
Ah, come on, think of all the cool lead fashions you'll get!
 
But yeah, probably right. Sorry, guys, no Yggdrasil Armageddon.

 

[David Aldrich]

You might be able to bypass UL registration by having a self powered device but the NRC might want a word or two.

 

[Jones Bob]

Not to mention the NSA.

 

[OddE]

Not to mention the NSA.

Don't complain. At least part of your government listens...

 

[gikigill]

Merda Ergo Sum?

Here's to hoping for an eventual Yggdrasil Armageddon. It comes permanently powered up from the Schitt Box with an internal nuclear fusion core AND NO POWER OFF SWITCH. Even then I'd wager there would be those complaining about the radiation.

The dead dont complain

 

[Tuco1965]

 
The dead dont complain

 
Zombie apocalypse

 

[wink]

Has anyone here thought of the possibility of using the unlimited power available through zero point energy technology?
 
Do it right and no power cords would be necessary.....
 

 Yggdrasil Armageddon.

Ragnarok Armageddon would be better..
 
Endalok heimsins, ende af verden, slutten av verden, världens ände, maailman loppu
 
 
dommedag

 

[kothganesh]

  Has anyone here thought of the possibility of using the unlimited power available through zero point energy technology?
 
Do it right and no power cords would be necessary.....
 
Ragnarok Armageddon would be better..
 
Endalok heimsins, ende af verden, slutten av verden, världens ände, maailman loppu
 
 
dommedag

Alright mate, its past midnight where you are...you are tired  

 

[jrflanne]

You boys are going to need some lead-lined bloomers to cover up the wedding tackle.