Not to take this thread off-topic again, but I feel that FX700 is a little more than 'rich man's FXT90'. While I appreciate FXT90 at it's price point and agree that it has some of the good characteristics of FX700, subjectively I feel the difference is vast. There are days when I actually hate the FX700 (mostly for it's mids or bass when coming from other 'phones), but those phases do not last long. The feeling I get with FXT90 is usually on the lines of 'hmmm...ok...good'. FX700 on the very good days is usually 'yummy!', followed by people around me moving away due to my attempt to play along with the band or the orchestra.
On topic, I am disappointed to say that despite your claims of the review being 'hyperbolic and flowery', I felt it was just 'enthusiastic'.