need to learn "grinding"

[Wodgy]

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Originally Posted by CompDude wodgy could u explain slow grinding ? is it just grinding....but at s lower tempo??

She puts her arms around your neck. You grab her butt and grind her against you in slow circular motions (side-to-side) to the music.

French kissing optional.

 

[Jasper994]

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Originally Posted by neueziel Hey I thought baggy pants were required. I mean gangsters are usually the ones to grind and don't they usually wear baggy pants. Also wouldn't tight pants prevent you from tent pitching or is that not wanted?

Pitching a tent is optional... as always, there's a good time and a bad time to do it.

Oh, wait, hold on... they're 13?!? crap! NO PITCHING A TENT!!!

 

[D-EJ915]

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Originally Posted by Wodgy She puts her arms around your neck. You grab her butt and grind her against you in slow circular motions (side-to-side) to the music.

a.k.a the "middle school slow dance".

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by Jasper994 Pitching a tent is optional... as always, there's a good time and a bad time to do it. Oh, wait, hold on... they're 13?!? crap! NO PITCHING A TENT!!!

Would a pup tent be Ok?

 

[Wodgy]

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Originally Posted by D-EJ915 a.k.a the "middle school slow dance".

Not quite. In a regular middle school slow dance you wrap your arms around her lower back and sway back and forth. Grinding gets the butt involved. Plus you grind.

 

[D-EJ915]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus Would a pup tent be Ok?

That's when you need one of those mini-snakes that are motorized and go crazy

roflmaolafi.

 

[Tuberoller]

This is classic. I got a piece of macaroni lodged in my nose I laughed so hard.

 

[Jasper994]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus Would a pup tent be Ok?

LOL No man! They're WAY too young!!!!

Sorry, I've got a 13 year old sister and any little punk kid that things he's going to be grinding on her will find himself going headfirst into the nearest dumpster!

Ah, crap... wait a sec, I did those things back then... <sigh> It's weird how protective you get when you have a sister that's 14 years younger...

Really though, have fun and don't take yourself to seriously. She knows you can't dance and apparently doesn't care, just go with it.

 

[ls20]

wear 2 left shoes

if things goes wrong, you have something to blame

 

[fyrfytrhoges]

wow, this place is really going down hill......

 

[Stephonovich]

This thread definitely deserves some type of award.

As for grinding, um, yeah... I give you Wikipedia's definition. Not sure it it's appropiate or not (I mean, it's rather technical, not obscene or anything...), so mods, feel free to edit/delete/remove the entire bloody thread.

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Grinding is an unsophisticated modern dancing style which involves two or more partners rubbing their bodies on one another in a sexual manner, a type of public frotteurism. It is often performed in nightclubs that play pop, urban, and dance music. The most common techniques are: * Two dancers face each other and straddle each other's thighs so as to facilitate the rubbing of genitals through the clothing. * Two dancers face the same direction so that one's buttocks are rubbing on the other's groin.

As for pitching a tent, yes, that can be a very bad thing indeed. IMO, it's even worse when the tent is afloat in a body of water, like, say, a public pool. Floating tents are not good.

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Originally Posted by Jasper994 Sorry, I've got a 13 year old sister and any little punk kid that things he's going to be grinding on her will find himself going headfirst into the nearest dumpster!

Quite. I've got a 14 year old sister (almost 15), and I'm highly protective of her. The problem is that she's hot, or so my friends tell me. Although I must admit it's rather fun to stare people down when they make comments about her. Last Halloween I was in full military fatigues, even down to the facepaint. Scared the crap outta one guy who was leering at her

 

[Jasper994]

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Originally Posted by Stephonovich Last Halloween I was in full military fatigues, even down to the facepaint. Scared the crap outta one guy who was leering at her

LOL, I did that a couple years ago... skipped the face paint though... I want to get some Tac Blacks though.

 

[Edwood]

LOL, it's threads like this that make me miss CI.

ALthough this is a legitimate thread for advice.

If you pitch a pup tent while grinding, tilt the tent to the side if you think you're going to be slapped. But I guarantee she already knows if you trying to be coy.

-Ed

 

[Edwood]

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Originally Posted by Stephonovich As for pitching a tent, yes, that can be a very bad thing indeed. IMO, it's even worse when the tent is afloat in a body of water, like, say, a public pool. Floating tents are not good.

There is .........shrinkage.

-Ed

 

[CompDude]

lol......thx guys...t.his thread has turned out great......and u ppl have given so many quick and highlarious replies.....always good to laugh it up while learning to dance.....and i betthe gurl who's teaching/dancing with me at this dance is guna laugh with me.....cuz i'lllook kinda sutpid at first...but then get the hang of it...and go crazy

.....lol