[OneMalt]

Quote:

Originally posted by fiddler I vote for Pachelbel's Canon.

Well then, you can just torture me to death 'cause that's one of my favorite all-time pieces of music!

 

[Nick Dangerous]

Teen boy bands
Teen girl divas
Overrated big pop sensation divas
Overrated big pop bands in general
Post-grunge whiny rockers
Post-grunge angry rockers
Post-grunge poser rockers
Post-grunge yelling rockers
Country
Young Country
Western
Heavy metal
Thrash metal
Death metal
Goth metal
Teen rappers
Gangsta rappers
Rappers who worship hos, cars, and money

And specifically?

These are the bands I would gleefully eliminate from the pantheon of music with a swift deployment of small-scale thermonuclear weaponry with no exceptions whatsoever. We're talking complete, total, utter annihilation now and forever from any and all real, historical, and imagined worlds combined:

Limp Bizkit
Lit
Korn
Insane Clown Posse
Godsmack
Smash Mouth
Blink 182
Staind
Creed
Hole
Bush
Oasis
Eminem
Kid Rock
Sugar Ray
No Doubt
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Spice Girls
N'SYNC
Backstreet Boys
Madonna
Brandy
Destiny's Child
Alanis ****in' Morisette
Celine Dion
Whitney Houston
Mariah Carey
Poe
Tori Amos
Natalie Merchant
Michael Bolton
Guns N' Roses
Ratt
Poison
Night Ranger

...you get the idea. Droppings from the rear end of the Big Entertainment Monster. Big flash, little substance. I swear I'm gonna go postal if the RIAA gets the CARP passed.

http://www.saveinternetradio.org

 

[dngl]

Rock on Nick! It was painful to read that list of ****ty bands, but I agree that they should not exist.

 

[Audio Redneck]

But Nick, tell us how you really feel....

(good list)

Actually, I think Jim Nayder won this contest as he has a weekly show and CD dedicated to the subject:

The Annoying Music Show

 

[fiddler]

Quote:

Well then, you can just torture me to death 'cause that's one of my favorite all-time pieces of music!

You like 4 happy chords repeating themselves in an endless loop ad infinitum? Whatever floats your boat, man...

 

[Dusty Chalk]

Pierre - normally, I would agree with you, but I think morphsci may have chosen a choice that is quite universal.

AtEase - I actually like Metal Machine Music.

 

[srapps55]

Anyone remember the Stereo Review Test Record from the early 60's. My dad used it to test his equipment when I was a kid, and it drove me f'ing nuts.

 

[Jeff Guidry]

Quote:

Originally posted by AtEase Metal Machine Music. I win.

urmad. metalmachinemusicisthe****.

luv, merzbowfan

 

[AtEase]

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusty Chalk AtEase - I actually like Metal Machine Music.

You're a sick, sick man.

 

[matthewd5]

ok, i can't believe nobody has said it yet...

yoko ono.

 

[Pierre Lambion]

Actually morphsci did.

 

[dngl]

On Stereophile Test CD1 there is a "Leslie Test" track that is absolute torture.

 

[2 channel]

All I can say is...

"looks like we got ourselves a convoy"

Midnight at the oasis, Disco Duck, anything by REO Speedwagon or Air Supply or Bon Jovi or any 80's hair band including Metalica! Disco, anything by a TV personality who has pursued a recording career.


Hey, this is my 100th post woo hoo!

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[Audio Redneck]

As bad as the ones you've guys have mentioned are, do you really believe it could top this list from the annoying music show CD?

1. An Important Message From Jim Nayder
2. Abdala Bucaram - Jailhouse Rock
3. Lorne Greene - As Time Goes By
4. Phone Call...
5. My Bathroom Is A Private Kind Of Place
6. Manfred Voss - Mindsticker
7. Public Service Announcement
8. Tiny Tim & Bob Dylan - I Got You Babe
9. What Is a Pedestrian
10. The Fabulous Conti Family - Hey Jude
11. Jeanne & John - Dates Dates Dates Dates
12. The Lundstroms - Why Doesn't Daddy Come Home?
13. Kelly Dawn - Tie A Yellow Ribbon
14. Phone Call...
15. Singing Sisters Of Syracuse - Chloe
16. The Chute Middle School Orchestra - MacArthur Park
17. J.R. Corvington - Juanita Banana
18. Theme From 2001, A Space Odyssey
19. Eilert Pilarm - All Shook Up
20. United States Navy Steel Drum Band - Mrs. Robinson
21. John 'Bowtie' Barstow - Joy To The World
22. Ken Nordine

I mean, these aren't parodies, these were real attempts at something resembling music (and actually sound like it for a few seconds). If you've never heard these songs, you've been sheltered: consider yourselves lucky.

 

[gaineso]

Nick D and Audio got it almost right. Add 99.9% of all rap.