[fiddler]

... what would you put on it?

I vote for Pachelbel's Canon.

 

[Braver]

something of all the boybands I can come up with

 

[Mystyler]

David Bowie - "When I'm Five"

 

[insanefred]

A version of Ravel's Bolero, which never actually got any louder, never reached any climax, just kept going and going and going like that rabbit in the battery advert, until the sidedrummer's arms fell off. Heh heh heh.
Andrew

 

[insanefred]

And, of course, that classic CD.... Michael Bolton - My secret passion - the Arias. Have you heard this? Michael Bolton singing opera. Painful. Shocking. Just sheer dreadful. A perfect torture soundtrack.
Andrew

 

[Pierre Lambion]

I believe it should be personalized to the "victim".

Pick some of his favorite pieces and mix left channel of one piece with right channel of another. Boost the bass, boost treble to sibiliance point and add some crossfeed maybe.

This way you may even make him hate some if his favs ...

 

[morphsci]

Anything sung by Yoko Ono.

 

[coolvij]

Anything from Love And Theft without the instrumental backing.......old Dylan albums are dandy, but where is his voice now? In Jakob?

Actually, I'd have to vote for the album - the CLASSIC - Misundaztood, by Pink.

Let's get this party started, indeed.

 

[RickG]

Anything by:

Britney Spears
Any of the "boy bands"
Shakira
No Doubt
Dave Matthews Band
Christina Aguilera
Fiona Apple
Pink

etc, etc....

I could continue ad infinitum......but I'm too busy throwing up.....

 

[disturbed]

Quote:

Originally posted by morphsci Anything sung by Yoko Ono.

OHHH I feel PAIN....stupid woman killed the beatles...

 

[slindeman]

Milli Vanilli

 

[dhwilkin]

- Hootie & the Blowfish
- Any album (usually metal) that features screaming
- Really "twangy" country albums

 

[AtEase]

Metal Machine Music.

I win.

 

[elipsis]

3 words:

ACHY
BREAKY
HEART

 

[dngl]

Any of those goshdamned bands that Fred Durst had to f'ing sign.