[zowie]

I have a 10" LP called "Speed the Parting Guest." The cover explains, "a hi-fi bull in a china shop." Songs include "Happy Little Woodpile"

I used to play an LP of a Chopin recital at 45 RPM and tell people it was a jazz album. but most people liked it.

Burl Ives? Pretty lame, but not torture.

The three minute long Howard Cosel intro to Sinatra's The Main Event live album? Nah, it's got some humor value.

So, I think my final answer is . . . . Sing Along With Mitch.

 

[Audio Redneck]

I just found these and had to share:

William Tell Overture

Mozart Medley

Oh, and how could I forget the illlustrius Florence Foster Jenkins:
Adele's Laughing Song

 

[mekanoplastik]

ANY merzbow album at loud volume causes total insanity and if you are in the right (wrong) mud it will have sideefects for weeks.....so i guess for musical torture it is perfect

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[ProtoCat]

It'd have to be a mix and it'd have to be a bad one at that.

Mixing stuff by Whitehouse (www.mp3.com/whitehouse) and Grey Wolves (somewhere else online) to:

1. Ween - Push the Little Daisies
2. Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast
3. Britney Spears - Baby Hit Me One More Time
4. Ween - Push the Little Daisies (again!)
5. Toni Basil - Mickey
6. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achey Brakey Heart
7. Ween - Push the Little Daisies (again!)
8. Ween - Push the Little Daisies (they'll be trying to kill you by now)
9. Ween vs. Whitehouse vs. Toni Basil - I really don't like you mix