Kirosia
Headphoneus Supremus
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Caffeine pills, exercise, outside in nature if possible
I've never had this problem, but one of my best friends had his life pretty much destroyed by a series of chicks, and he realized not long ago that it was all because of him being a nice guy.
Best way I can think to put it right now is become a badass but never lose sight of yourself.
Wow, I'm amazed how some people take life all too seriously. If a girl did not like me because I was nice, whatever. I keep myself happy with my hobbies and interests and have lots of fun like a child. Ultimately, the goal to happiness and freedom is to be like a child and not too adult. That was Picasso's way of thinking with his art in his later years.
She twirled your hair and you didn't do anything? Oh well, chalk it up to experience. If someone gets touchy-feely, at least reach for her hand. Actually, that's a great first move. It's easy for her to pull away and you can always smile and be awkward. Even if she doesn't like you, she won't be upset. Insert standard speech on "no means no" here. Take rejection well, someone else will be into you.
For those who haven't been in a full relationship yet, keep in mind that a girlfriend is not the solution to life. The heavens won't open up with singing cherubs. The first three months or so are exciting, then it starts to get routine. Not necessarily a bad thing, but your life will be about the same and there will be complications.
Like your girlfriend's cousin's baby is having a birthday. You have to go. Then you drive an hour or two and make small talk with relatives you don't know for a few hours. The relatives are usually nice, but that'll consume an entire Saturday. If her car breaks down on the way to work, you'll probably have to go pick her up, make arrangements with a garage, etc. When she gets the flu, you'll have to cancel plans and stick around the house. Lots of this kind of thing. Then you'll have to negotiate cleaning, cooking, laundry, shower times, possibly bedtime if there's an early riser/late sleeper conflict, the house thermostat, and all the other mundane stuff. You better believe there will be a negotiation of the quantity, size, and placement of audio gear. It can all be worked out, but discussing where the speakers can go isn't all champagne and romance.
As for making an intro at a bar, here's a good trick I learned from my friend K some years back. We'd be hanging out with the guys at a bar. If there was a group of women we wanted to talk to, we'd send them a round of glasses of water (with a $1 tip for each glass to the bartender). Some women acted insulted. Alright, no harm done. Others would find it completely hysterical. When that happened, lots of fun was had.
Speaking of bars, spend some time getting to know all the bartenders, staff and owner if the owner hangs around. Tip well, make small talk and get to know them. They will totally take care of you, make introductions and set you up. It also makes you look good. At my favorite place, I'll go in with hugs and handshakes for all the regulars, hug the owner if she's there and the bartender gets my drink without being asked, then I'll chat with the bartender for a bit. Women in there may or may not like me, but they never think I'm a bad guy. Also, the regulars and staff will introduce me to anyone new in there. Not to brag, but it really works well. I do wingman work for the regulars, too. Bars get a bad rep, but good ones are wonderful.
I'm using that. Unfortunately here at old town there aren't really any "regulars" there are WAY too many people moving in and out, tourists, etc. I tip VERY well (30-50%) here in southern california (and especially Old Town in Pasadena, Gas Lamp district in Orange County, Old Town Monrovia, and MANY others) there are simply too many people to get that "friendly neighborhood bar" atmosphere, let alone one with young women in my age bracket (I'm shooting for 20-27) My hair being cut is my first priority, after I switched to this specific herbal essences product (girly type hair needs girly type hair products) my hair got stronger and started growing longer, it is longer than my sisters or my mothers, my dad's girlfriends, and her daughters hair! Trust me that is where I'll start, but I'm afraid being a Douche is mandatory, you wouldn't believe how COLD these players are, they have NO heart, it was simply terrifying how they could interact with women on the level they did and not feel anything, but I must become that.
Honestly, if you treat women with that kind of cold and heartless attitude, you're never going to get into a long and meaningful relationship. It will be shallow and unsatisfying at best. Sure, you'll get the girl - but what then? There will be no meaning to it, no feeling. You seem like you're trying to transform yourself into someone you're not. That will not get you anywhere good.