Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
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Why aren't there any aspirins in the jungle ?
Because the paracetamol
Because the paracetamol
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I knew a woman once who was into tropical birds, parrots etc …
She had the best Parakeets I’d ever seen …
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if that’s the case it’s fair to say that she would have seem a cockatoo in her time
(how much can a koala bear?)
If she get's caught doing that sort of thing she best make certain it's not with a mynah!
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What did the man say to the horse?
Why the long face?
Why the long face?
Pharmaboy
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This joke only works in the EU & UK. Here's what it would look like in the U.S,.:
Q: Why aren't there any aspirins in the jungle?
A: Because the acetominophen.
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So this blind man walks into a bar...
How many Las Vegas raider fans does it take to screw in a light bulb.
Two.... but don't ask me how they got in there.
Two.... but don't ask me how they got in there.
Pharmaboy
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This is an oldy-but-goldy! I originally heard it this way:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
(love this joke)
My friend Bob has taught music at a toney NYC private High School for decades. He sometimes runs into smart kids w/a sense of humor just as skewed and messed up as his own. Here's the spin an 11 year old music student put on this joke for Bob's edification:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse answers, "Testicular cancer. Now give me a f'''ing drink."
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