Back a hundred years ago a gentleman and his new bride embarked on their honeymoon in a horse drawn carriage,
After a few miles the lead horse suddenly stopped, husband alights from the carriage, walks right up in front of the horse and sternly says
“That’s once !”
All’s well until a few miles later when the lead horse suddenly stops once more, again husband goes up to the horse and more sternly says
“That’s twice”
Off they go again, and a few miles later the lead horse stops again, husband gets out, walks in front of the horse, draws his pistol and shoots the lead horse stone dead,
As he approached the carriage his new bride commented “ that was a little extreme wasn’t it ?”
Husband looked up and sternly said ..
“That’s once !” …
PS, why do they call it a Honeymoon ?
Cause “period of awful realisation” was considered a little negative.
Old guy lying in bed,
His wife comes into the bedroom wearing a skimpy nightdress ..
“What else can I do to get you in the mood”
“Turn the light off” ..
Know what happens when the delivery guy says he's got your credit card pre-paid $11.40 bacon cheeseburger with provolone cheese, onions and mustard and you owe me $50?
Know what happens when the delivery guy says he's got your credit card pre-paid $11.40 bacon cheeseburger with provolone cheese, onions and mustard and you owe me $50?
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