Ryokan
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I've just come back from the doctors. I've been told that I'm colour blind! I'm so shocked... this has come right out of the green.
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Ryokan
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Standing outside a bar a guy turns to his mate, “how will we bring our dogs inside?”
His mate gives him a pair of dark sunglasses and says 'just do what I do.”
He goes inside and the manager says “Sorry, no pets allowed.”
The man says “This is my guide dog.”
“A great dane? Really?” Says the manager.
“Yes, they just got them into service. He’s great protecting me, and keen sense of smell allows me to easily find my way around the city”
The manager lets him in. The man outside was watching carefully and puts his sunglasses on and goes to the bar. The manager sees him and says once again: “sorry sir, not pets allowed.”
You don’t understand, this is my guide dog.”
“A chihuahua?”
His mate gives him a pair of dark sunglasses and says 'just do what I do.”
He goes inside and the manager says “Sorry, no pets allowed.”
The man says “This is my guide dog.”
“A great dane? Really?” Says the manager.
“Yes, they just got them into service. He’s great protecting me, and keen sense of smell allows me to easily find my way around the city”
The manager lets him in. The man outside was watching carefully and puts his sunglasses on and goes to the bar. The manager sees him and says once again: “sorry sir, not pets allowed.”
You don’t understand, this is my guide dog.”
“A chihuahua?”
“A CHIHUAHUA?! THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?!”
Pharmaboy
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The chihuahua answered, "No. I'm a Great Dane, too. Have another gummie. You'll get there."
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I see that joke only has a poultry 4 likes.
The Jester
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Don’t egg him on …Oh, that is fowl!!!
Ryokan
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Well you can get discounted home ins if you own a Chihuahua.
Pharmaboy
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I actually can read (sometimes)
missed the "s" here, though
which brings us back to my blind seeing eye dog
Pharmaboy
Headphoneus Supremus
HAHAHA!!Have another gummie. You'll get there
(all I get is nowhere...and you don't need gummies for that)
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