Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
Apr 13, 2019 at 12:38 PM Post #421 of 1,271
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Apr 16, 2019 at 3:23 PM Post #427 of 1,271
A fly goes into a restaurant. The waitress says, "What'll you have?" The fly answers, "I'll have a bowl of crap with onions on top." The waitress says, "Yuck! That's disgusting!" The fly says, "Look, I'm a fly. Flies eat crap. So please just bring my order." She does as he asks. The fly likes his food and comes in every day, always ordering the same thing.

About a month later, the fly comes in. The waitress asks, "You want the usual?" He says, "Yeah, gimme a bowl of crap. But hold the onions--I got a hot date tonight."
 

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