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Corny Jokes - the more the merrier

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  1. wuwhere Contributor
    If its not corny enough...


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  2. wink
    Right....
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  3. wuwhere Contributor
    Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

    A: Nacho cheese!
     
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  5. wuwhere Contributor
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    Fast food...
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    Another corny joke....

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    Still another corny joke

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    These give a muffled sound................

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  10. BobG55
    A husband decides to ask his wife if there was "another one" before him.

    His wife replied : "No, I've had a few tens & a few nines but you're the first one".
     
  11. wink
    Subject: MANANA

    Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on UK television being interviewed by British TV host, Anne Diamond.


    He used the word "manana" (pronounced "man -yana"). Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.


    He said that the term means: "Maybe the job will be done tomorrow; Maybe the next day;
    Maybe the day after that; Or perhaps next week; Next month; Next year. Who really cares?"


    The host turned to Albert Yatapingu from the Gumbaingeri Tribe (aboriginal) who was also on the show.
    She asked him if there was an equivalent term in Australia.


    "Nah" he replied. "In Australia we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency."
     
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  12. Pharmaboy
    An elderly man sits down at the restaurant table. A server approaches & hands him a menu.

    The man announces, "I want you to know I had hot-tub sex with two 20-something hookers yesterday. It was fantastic!"

    The server says, "Why on earth would you tell me that?"

    The man replies, "I'm telling everybody."
     
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  13. wuwhere Contributor
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