Statements like this is what drive me crazy. It's not a well working model for who, YOU? Only unenlightened people buy beats? Says who? Is there a universal pole out there somewhere I've missed? I'm sorry my friend, but this in itself is an ignorant statement. People need to realize that you can't tell someone what sounds good to them. That's their OPINION as well as yours. Can you say the Beats are nonanalytical cans? Yes, that's fact. Can you say the Beats aren't balanced? Yes, that's fact. But to say that those who like the sound of them are unenlightened is just incorrect.
My brother is a producer who works with many artists in the industry including Ne-Yo, Day 26, Alicia Keys, etc. I'm a professional drummer. In our circle there are many who have experience with many brands of headphones, including but not limited to AKG, Audio Technica, and Grado, who still like the Beats . Most of us like the Beats for what they are to us, which are Headphones (Beats Studios) that are ideal for Ipod/Iphone use on the go with it's built in Amp, noise canceling, and nice look. My brother paid the full $300 for his, and I purchased mine off a co-worker for $150 who received an extra pair for Christmas. With money not being a factor in this case, my brother found them worth the full $300 he paid while I wouldn't pay that much for them based on my opinion of them. He knows more about headphones, audio engineering, sound, etc than I do. Does that make him ignorant or unenlightened because he finds them worth the $300 for what he's using them for? I don't think so. And if you say he is, in my opinion you're the pot calling the kettle black. The same is true for most of the Producers/Engineers/Artists I know who like the Beats. They love them for powerful sound on their portable devices on the go, but would NEVER mix or run studio sessions with them because of the unbalanced nature. But again, that doesn't mean that they don't sound good, it just means that they're not ideal for us when it comes to Studio use.
As you stated in your post, you're free to say what you want, but that doesn't make it correct or constructive.