Your Favorite Simpsons Quote
Oct 9, 2007 at 12:31 AM Post #62 of 82
Homer to Ned Flanders:

"More hat, less chat."
 
Oct 10, 2007 at 12:28 AM Post #65 of 82
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Originally Posted by mbriant /img/forum/go_quote.gif
"I wish I'd attended more orgies."


That's going on my tombstone.
 
Oct 10, 2007 at 12:47 AM Post #67 of 82
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing?

Bart: I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

I could go on all day.

GAD
 
Oct 10, 2007 at 1:42 AM Post #68 of 82
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Originally Posted by GAD /img/forum/go_quote.gif

snippy...

I could go on all day.

GAD



Please *do*!
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OB SQuotes:

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
Apu: He's got me there.


Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.

Lisa: Oh, if I fail I won't even be able to get into Vassar.
Homer: I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady.

Marge - Stay away from my boy!
Sideshow Bob - Oh i'll stay away alright STAY AWAY FOR EVER!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... wait thats not right. (walks off)(runs back)
Sideshow Bob - Ok, Marge, I've got a good one now, say "stay away from my boy again."
Marge - No!
 
Oct 10, 2007 at 2:22 AM Post #70 of 82
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.
Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
[Looks out window]
Bart: [creepily] Hello, mother dear.
Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.
Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa. Get in here.
[Lisa walks in]
Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.
 
Oct 10, 2007 at 3:13 AM Post #75 of 82
With Smithers out of the way, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence

- Monty Burns
 
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