[feh1325]

what is mind? no matter.
what is matter? nevermind

 

[devin_mm]

Quote:

Originally Posted by feh1325 /img/forum/go_quote.gif what is mind? no matter. what is matter? nevermind

Nice Tracey Ullman Show reference.

 

[devin_mm]

Quimby: Human roaches, feeding off each others' garbage! The only thing you can't buy here is dignity. Welcome swappers! To the Springfield swap meet! Ich bin ein Springfield swap meet patron! I need a drink and a shower.

 

[ingwe]

Mick Jagger: "SIMP-SON!!!"

From the random Simpsons quote generator!

[size=xx-small][size=x-small]Homer: Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the American dream?

[/size][size=x-small]Bart: Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

[/size][size=x-small]Homer: My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...

Bart: [/size][size=x-small]Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Bart: [/size][size=x-small]Hi, I'm looking for Amanda... Amanda Hug N Kiss.

Bart: [/size][size=x-small]Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Bart: [/size][size=x-small]I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
[/size][/size]

 

[Born2bwire]

"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."

Edna: "Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield."
Ms.Hoover: "I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word."

 

[Borat]

HOMER: I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ...."The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

HOMER: Larry Flynt is right! You guys stink! (mistaking Stephen Hawking for Hustler publisher Larry Flynt)

HOMER: If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!

HOMER: We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[Capital R]

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's..."
"Oh man, she must really be hungry!"

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Principal Skinner “You’ve done it, Mr Nibbles! Now, chew through my ballsack!”

 

[sugarinthegourd]

Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is?

Homer: No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. [sarcastic] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.

Lisa: It's a German term for 'shameful joy', taking pleasure in the suffering of others.

Homer: Oh, come on Lisa. I'm just glad to see him fall flat on his butt! He's usually all happy and comfortable, and surrounded by loved ones, and it makes me feel... What's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours?

Lisa: Sour grapes.

Homer: Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

 

[PhaedrusX]

bart: 'i can't promise i'll try, but i'll try to try."

homer: 'i am so smart! s-m-r-t!"

ralph: 'it tastes like burning!'

 

[rlanger]

Miss Hoover: "Ralph, are you eating paste again?"
Ralph: "Mmo Mfss Hvvvrr."

 

[bball2]

Homer is being interrogated:

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

 

[rb67]

The goggles... they do nothing!

 

[vcoheda]

"Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch." -- Kent Brockman

 

[Assorted]

Any more Head-fi related ones?

I only watch the one's out on DVD, so all I know are...

"Oh Marge I went to thousands of rock concerts and I can hear just fine."

"Homer, you're drooling on the mic's again."